And I don't think it's very good but I just had to get the juices flowing.

DEET by FinnNYC 8-19-09

Dude! Great news, I hear PETA has a mole here at the lab. She's gathering data to shut this place down! Finally! Oooo I bet it's that woman with the mullet that's always slipping us strawberries. Yea, she's cool and she's always taking notes. She's probably keeping track of all the violations in this place. We'll be out of here in no time! ...have the subjects exhibited any dementia or seizures? I've been administering the Diethyl-meta-toluamide via fruit two times daily with no dramatic effects. I'll double the dose and note any changes.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

And another one. Rapid Fire!

Eye to eye by FinnNYC 6-04-10

I've been thinking.... do you really think it's rude to look another monkey in the eyes? Of course it is! It's the same as saying "You are weak and I will dominate you". But maybe that's just a cultural thing. Maybe we just need to agree that it doesn't mean that and remove it's stigma. Hey! Of course it's cultural but it's our culture! If I catch you looking at me I will throw two fistfuls of crap at you! Friend or not eye contact is rude! ... ... C'mon, let me just.. LOOK AWAY!

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Lunch by FinnNYC 6-07-10

Hey Francis, what do you want to do for lunch? I had a late breakfast so I'm not super hungry. I don't know... maybe something light. Hrm... maybe like fruit salad? yea, or maybe just half an avacado panini. How about we split a sandwich and salad? ... haha, seriously, just scoop some kibble off the floor and pick out the bits of poo.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-