Happy World Cup! by kaufman 5-31-02

All right, men, this is what we've been playing for. We'll start with this formation: five defenders, four midfielders, one center. But coach: that means we'll have ... zero wings! All your base are belong to us.

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What you say?!!!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

And now a new one.

For the Music Lover in All of Us by kaufman 6-14-10

Welcome to hell, Mr. Brighton. Oh no, I've been damned! Your eternal reward will be to forever listen to the music of Frédéric Chopin ... Chopin? That's not bad. I can deal with this. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNKKKKKKK ... played on vuvuzelas. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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