ArtemisStrong inspired me to do this. Or rather. He told me to do it, but it sounds better with inspired.

LDF 1 by lukket 4-22-11

Clear the area! Or we will have to call in the tough guys! Who? The London Dispersion Forces! Bring them on. They are so weak.

LDF 2 by lukket 4-22-11

Your test results show that you are incapable of focusing on tasks for longer period of time. Honestly, what do you feel qualifies you to seek a job at the London Dispersion Force? I'm a scatterbrain?

LDF 3 by lukket 4-22-11

So as you can see, we have successfully dispersed a huge amount of unruly crowds here in the London Dispersion Force. But PR-wise, there's good and bad things. The bad things? We are seen as weak force especially by physics majors and nuclear scientists. And the good things? The women are crazy about our guys. It's an attractive force.

Yes. I had to google it, so don't feel sorry if you have to do it too...

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troelsea at gmail dot com

These are everything I was hoping for and more!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.