JUDGING COMMENCE NOW!!!
(Is that gramatically correct? Really, I don't know.)
SIXTH THROUGH THIRD PLACE:
Wait...what? Okay, go to the next one.
All of the entries were so ****ing great, I simply dispensed with any attempts to name any of them "second place", "third place", and so on, thus saving myself the trouble of having to do so. Really, though, I enjoyed them all. Really! Okay, not really. PSYCHE! Ha ha. But really. Everyone who didn't win is in second place, and yes, I know that I suck for saying that, but I mean it sincerely. Actually, I liked some of them better than others. Oh well, **** it. But, yeah.
I hate to be one of those "well whatta ya know, the very last entry is the winner" kind of people, but thatsnotfunny's comic fulfilled all the requirements of the contest in such a delightfully amusing way that I couldn't resist. Congratulations, thatsnotfunny!
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.