This is the way stripcreator ends.

This is the way stripcreator ends.

This is the way stripcreator ends.

Not with a bang, but with CC 479.

In this one, you must make comics about the end of the world.  It can be about to happen, it can be happening, it can have just happened.

Also, each comic must contain a highly-recognizable classic line from a movie, such as: "You're gonna need a bigger boat."  But it has to be in a completely different context than it was in the movie.

If you don't want to do that, then you can just throw in a reference to blowing the Skipper from "Gilligan's Island."

Judging will take place if, by the end of a couple of weeks or so, more than one person has entered the contest.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Pull My Tentacle by four_legged_tripod 6-15-11

This has been such a wonderful vacation to Earth, Xandar. We should do it again real soon. As long as you don't eat anymore of those refried beans, Malgon. Your gas is awful. You should light a match. Oh well. It's not like they were using their planet properly anyway. Say, what's that you're eating? Royal with cheese.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 2561 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-15-11

Dammit, Tiki! This is all your fault... How was I to know that adding Red Bull to my sub-particle nuclear proton super-collider would burn the world to a cinder? Now, what the fuck are we supposed to do with the rest of our lives? Um... How 'bout you dress up as the Skipper and I'll blow you. You're gonna need a bigger throat!

King of the World by four_legged_tripod 6-16-11

I'm the king of the world! No, I'm the king of the world! You've been running the "earth" program for how long and they're still fighting? I know. It's ridiculous. I'm just going to restart the program from the beginning. [Control-Alt-Delete] I'm the king of the world! No, I'm the king of the world!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 2562 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-17-11

You saying you know when the world end of the world will be? Come closer and I'll tell you... Okay. You've got a pretty mouth. Heh, heh, heh-wait. WHAT?

Stay True To Yourself Right Up To The Bitter End by ZMannZilla 5-18-11

On the day the world ends, Binky spends this day as he does many others, surfing his favorite internet forums. As the final deadline of Armageddon draws near, Binky prepares to make the post that will perfectly define his life, not only as a person, but as an internet entity. Binky247: LAST!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

cc479 by mandingo 6-18-11

so it's the end of the world and here i am stuck in this office as usual. you wasted your life, Lenny. no wife, no family, just this job. this job that you hate holy shit, Len, did you hear? I'M GONNA RAPE YOU

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what if nigger meant kite

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RCL no. 2565 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-22-11

Are they in this drawer? Nope. How about this one? Or this one? Or this one? Or this one? Or this one? Or this one? Or this one? Or this one? Or this one? Or this one? Or this one? Or this one? Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. IF, YOU DON'T TELL ME WHERE YOU HID MY CAR KEYS, IT WILL BE THE END OF YOUR WORLD AS YOU KNOW IT!!! Frankly, my dear... I don't give a damn!

Vikings: Ragnarok by AngryAmerican 6-22-11

So that's it. Ragnarok. The Gods are dead. The giants have won. I thought it would look a bit.....more gloomy than this, ya know? Fuckin Christians... Assholes. I feel the need. The need for speed.

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Kill Whitey.

Vikings: Ragnarok 2 by AngryAmerican 6-22-11

Ragnarok sucks. I'm tired of this endless winter. We've been out of marshmallows for weeks. I'm so hungry I ate my saxon thrall. I'm marinating my youngest son even as we speak. I blew the Jarl from Galligan's Isle for a bowl of jellied eel. That's no space station...

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Kill Whitey.

CC 479: DOOMSDAY NEIGHBORS by bigworm 6-23-11

AAIIIEEEEE!!! Skipper!!! It's the END OF THE WORLD!!! Get us to Gilligan's Island and I'll suck yer dick!!! That's it!!! I've had all I can take! Skipper!!! Where are you going? Don't you want your blowjob? Sorry I didn't tell you! I had to leave my cock at the condo, it's too big for the ski-boat! Thanks Skipper! I understand!!! No problem! If your cock's that huge, "you're gonna' need a bigger boat!" I'll try and be back before the world ends. Meanwhile, I've left my nuts under the palm tree for you. You can suck them 'till I get back!.

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bigworm

CC 479: DOOMSDAY NEIGHBORS-Pt. 2, (The Island Journals) by bigworm 6-23-11

*Skipper, you've been gone 2 weeks. Don't you need your nuts? I sucked all the hair off 'em, and cut my lips bad! I drank all yer 'man-juice' too... sorry! It was so sweet, just like coconut milk! Did you find a bigger boat that could haul your huge cock back to my bleeding, waiting mouth? Don't forget, the end of the world is upon us... ...unless...* I've made a mathematical error.

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bigworm

Army Surplus by TheGovernor 6-26-11

Well thanks for the tour of the Army base. No problem. Do you want to head to the canteen for a  bite to eat? Well I hate to say it.... what? Here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!

Judging in a couple of days, so get those last-couple-of-days-minute entries in now!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 479: Cum With Me If You Want To Live by thatsnotfunny 6-28-11

...okay, in that case I'd go with the chainsaws. But I've got a tougher one: would you rather be annihilated by a planet-destroying bomb, or blow the Skipper? Jeez. As hypothetical questions go that's pretty drastic. I wish it were hypothetical. But for reasons I don't quite understand, the professor built a planet-destroying bomb. Skipper stole it, and his demands are for a menage-a-trois. It's not every day you find out you're responsible for 3 billion deaths. But I just can't do it, too disgusting. Actually, he's a "Ginger" guy and not a "Mary Ann" guy. So Mrs. Howell and I had to swallow about a gallon of seamans' semen. But to make a long story short, we're going to all die anyway. Oh shit. Before agreeing to the sex, how could you not check to make sure he didn't leave the bomb with Gilligan?!

JUDGING COMMENCE NOW!!!

(Is that gramatically correct?  Really, I don't know.)

SIXTH THROUGH THIRD PLACE:
Wait...what?  Okay, go to the next one.

SECOND PLACE:
All of the entries were so fucking great, I simply dispensed with any attempts to name any of them "second place", "third place", and so on, thus saving myself the trouble of having to do so.  Really, though, I enjoyed them all.  Really!  Okay, not really.  PSYCHE!  Ha ha.  But really.  Everyone who didn't win is in second place, and yes, I know that I suck for saying that, but I mean it sincerely.  Actually, I liked some of them better than others.  Oh well, fuck it.  But, yeah.

FIRST PLACE:
I hate to be one of those "well whatta ya know, the very last entry is the winner" kind of people, but thatsnotfunny's comic fulfilled all the requirements of the contest in such a delightfully amusing way that I couldn't resist.  Congratulations, thatsnotfunny!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Synchronize Your Watchmen by Namgubed 6-29-11

Hey, look! Just got this "Watchmen" DVD from the bargain bin! Saw it once in the theater, and that was enough for me. Seriously, who watches "The Watchmen"? Never saw it. Got halfway through the comic, and lost interest. How about you? Me neither. Say, am I crazy, or do I see a huge flying squid out that window?

And here's a blast from the past:

Nun-Left, I Might Add by Namgubed 8-21-07

Two Sisters saw the Last Judgement had begun, One masturbated, Oooh... ai, ai, ai-ai-ai whee-he-heeee-AAAAGGHHH!! Well, isn't that special. And then there was nun. Eat your heart out, Agatha Christie.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

As much as I don't want to let something like this go to my head, my ego definitely got a boost.  So I've just quit my job to cartoon full time.  Then I told my wife I wanted a divorce so I could enjoy all the younger, hotter girls who are going to want me now that I'm a winner.

So thanks very much and I'll try and come up with a clever challenge for #480 shortly.

TNF

biped wrote:

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JUDGING COMMENCE NOW!!!

(Is that gramatically correct?  Really, I don't know.)

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