Tetsuo for President!

I hate it when my threads don't get replied to. So I'll do it myself. Don't mind me.

Sorry... I was reminded of this.

http://www.cthulhu.org/

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Anyone know where I can become an online minister?

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Dad was flammable

A cabinet minister or a man of the cloth?

Try the ULC. Submit your online confession while you're there, you sinner you!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I want to be a minister or the head of my own religious sect, not like a cult, well, sort of like a cult.

The Church of Firefly!

but not involving any goat killing or ritual suicides, I just think it'd be a good way of getting chicks!

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Dad was flammable

Booooooooring.

But that's the beauty of the ULC -- they have practically no standards of thier own and serve as an umbrella organization handing out ordinations to practically anyone who wants them, regardless of actual beliefs. Hell, I seriously considered becoming an ordained minister in the Church of the Subgenius.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

what about ritual killings and goat suicides?

how does that float your boat?

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Dad was flammable

well, I just registered, I can now officially perform Weddings, Funerals and Baptisms, plus, I can, like, cleanse your soul or something if you confess to me, I think.

anyway listen up,

Dougan, 20 Hail Mary's and 10 Our Fathers!

Spankling, you can be one of my altar boys

DragonXero, I want you to create a "hell room" for me, somewhere that people can go when they want to worship or confront their darker sides.

and...anyone else who wants to, like, build my church for me, by all means, come on over!

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Dad was flammable

Your puny religion will never rival the might and majesty of...

The Church of Arse!

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I signed up did you really cause I did

Im going out is anyone with me Ill be in the pub so come down if you want are you coming because I am and Ill be there if you want to meet me in the pub for a drink do you drink what time is it have you got money I do so I could buy you a pint if you want do you want what do you drink we could just have a game of pool and a pepsi if you want so what do you say

I await the newbie onslaught!

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Dad was flammable

i take this quote from my beloved Band of Brothers
"SHUT YOUR GINNY TRAP GONNIRIA!"

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i take this quote from my beloved Band of Brothers
"SHUT YOUR GINNY TRAP GONNIRIA!"

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