forums : Comic Showcase : The Lame-Ass Musings from the Office Plant* : stripcreator

Stripcreator » Comic Showcase » The Lame-Ass Musings from the Office Plant*

Author

Message

edoggydog stripcreator donor
Comic Overlord

*with the emphasis on lame-ass!

RCL no. 2939 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-01-12

What do you call a bush that changes its sexuality?

A "trans-plant".

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

5-03-12 1:38pm (new)

quote : comics : pm : info

edoggydog stripcreator donor
Comic Overlord

Member Rated:
41 votes

Groovy! - Presents: Musings from the Office Plant by edoggydog
5-03-12

How does a shrub feel after a long day at work?

"Bushed".

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

Groovy! - MORE Musings from the Office Plant by edoggydog
5-03-12

What is a shrub's favorite brand of peanuts?

"Planters".

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

Groovy! - MORE Musings from the Office Plant by edoggydog
5-03-12

What do you call the guy who runs the local nursery?

"Plant Manager".

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

Groovy! - MORE Musings from the Office Plant by edoggydog
5-03-12

What is a shrub's favorite brand of phone headsets?

"Plantronics".

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

5-03-12 1:41pm (new)

quote : comics : pm : info

edoggydog stripcreator donor
Comic Overlord

Member Rated:
41 votes

Groovy! - MORE [lame-ass] Musings from the Office Plant by edoggydog
5-03-12

What is a shrub's favorite restaurant?

"Souplantation".

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

Groovy! - MORE [lame-ass] Musings from the Office Plant by edoggydog
5-03-12

What is a tree's favorite TV mini-series?

"Roots".

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

Groovy! - MORE [lame-ass] Musings from the Office Plant by edoggydog
5-03-12

What happens when a tree is insulted at a social gathering?

It "leaves".

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

Groovy! - MORE [lame-ass] Musings from the Office Plant by edoggydog
5-03-12

Who is a shrub's favorite President of all time?

"Lincoln".

What? He was a great President!

5-03-12 1:42pm (new)

quote : comics : pm : info

edoggydog stripcreator donor
Comic Overlord

Member Rated:
41 votes

Groovy! - MORE [lame-ass] Musings from the Office Plant by edoggydog
5-03-12

Who is a bush's favorite hard rock singer?

"Robert Plant".

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

5-03-12 1:42pm (new)

quote : comics : pm : info

edoggydog stripcreator donor
Comic Overlord

Member Rated:
41 votes

Groovy! - MORE Musings from the Office Plant by edoggydog
5-03-12

What do you call a tree who runs the local Bank of America?

"Branch Manager".

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

5-03-12 2:16pm (new)

quote : comics : pm : info

RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
Obsessive Comic Disorder

Member Rated:
71 votes

RCL no. 2943 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-04-12

What does a tree pack before going on a long vacation, Office Chair?

I don't know, Office Plant... What does a tree pack before going on a long vacation?

It's "trunk". HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

LAME!!!

Sit on it, Potsie! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

5-04-12 10:37am (new)

quote : comics : pm : info

RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
Obsessive Comic Disorder

Member Rated:
71 votes

RCL no. 2995 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-02-12

You draw like a pansy!

Who said that?

Me, the office plant.

Leave me alone!

Don't you mean "leaf" me alone? HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

6-02-12 11:42am (new)

quote : comics : pm : info

RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
Obsessive Comic Disorder

Member Rated:
71 votes

RCL no. 2996 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-02-12

Hey, Crab...

Yeah, Office Plant?

What do you get when you cross a crustacean with a piece of sod?

Let me guess... "Crab grass"? LAME-O!!

Sorry, it's the best I could come up in a "pinch"... Get it? Crab? Pinch? HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

6-02-12 11:53am (new)

quote : comics : pm : info

edoggydog stripcreator donor
Comic Overlord

Member Rated:
41 votes

RCL no. 2116 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-05-10

Who did you say you are?

God.

God? I find that very hard to believe...

Well... Have you ever heard of a talking plant before?

Besides Nancy Pelosi?

Besides Nancy Pelosi.

1-10-13 4:05pm (new)

quote : comics : pm : info

RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
Obsessive Comic Disorder

Member Rated:
71 votes

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy

7-23-13 8:02am (new)

quote : comics : pm : info

RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
Obsessive Comic Disorder

Member Rated:
71 votes

RCL no. 2847 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-24-12

When I joined the CIA, I asked if they would make me a spy or something...

They told me I wouldn't necess-arily be a spy, but a "plant" in some-one's office.

In retrospect, I should have asked more questions.

9-04-13 2:03pm (new)

quote : comics : pm : info

RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
Obsessive Comic Disorder

Member Rated:
71 votes

RCL no. 3490 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-22-13

[ *blink* ]

I win!

DAMMIT!!

9-04-13 2:04pm (new)

quote : comics : pm : info

RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
Obsessive Comic Disorder

Member Rated:
71 votes

RCL no. 3576 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-17-13

UUUNNNGH!! UUUUUNNNGGH!!

Pervert!

Go fuck yourself, Plant!

Actually, I reproduce asexually, so, technically, I could go fuck myself...

9-18-13 10:12am (new)

quote : comics : pm : info

RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
Obsessive Comic Disorder

Member Rated:
71 votes

RCL no. 3955 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-10-14

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

WAKE UP!!

DAMMIT, WHO SAID THAT?? I WAS HAVING A DREAM WHERE I WAS ABOUT TO CLOSE A FOUR PROPERTY REAL ESTATE TRANS-ACTION WITH SALMA HAYEK!! NAKED!!!!!!

My bad, bro!

3-11-14 8:47am (new)

quote : comics : pm : info

RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
Obsessive Comic Disorder

Member Rated:
71 votes

RCL no. 4362 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-30-14

Mr. Invisible taking a nap in his office...

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

*BUUUUURRRRRRP*

WHAT THE HELL, DUDE? I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP!!

Sorry... There must be a lot of extra CO2 in the air.

10-30-14 9:42am (new)

quote : comics : pm : info

RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
Obsessive Comic Disorder

Member Rated:
71 votes

RCL no. 4827 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-29-15

Whenever someone calls me a dumbass...

...I raise my hands in the air and say, "Whatever."

You really ARE a dumbass!

Whatever.

8-03-15 5:20pm (new)

quote : comics : pm : info

RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
Obsessive Comic Disorder

Member Rated:
71 votes

RCL no. 7136 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-23-20

Dammit, I can't get past the super-goblin!

A2 up, then B1 left, moron!

You're an ofice plant... What do you know?

JUST DO IT!!

Okay, A2 up, then B1 left and... Wait. WTF?? The screen went blue! AAAAAAAAAAA!!!

That'll teach for listening to an office plant! MORON!!

5-23-20 11:12am (new)

quote : comics : pm : info

Stripcreator » Comic Showcase » The Lame-Ass Musings from the Office Plant*

reload page with comics

stripcreator forums	Jump to: