Why does everyone draw comics like this? by TheElPaso 11-24-01

How to write total crap! Narrated by Chicken, acted out by NailHead. Step 1: Have the characters name methods of awkward sex positions. I like anal sex, and rolling around in crap. Step 2: Repeat step 1. Animal sex is pretty cool, but I still like oral too. Step 3: Reveal the character to be in an awkward sex position other than the ones listed. YES! I'M MASTURBATING!

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Well, I think it's because I didn't get enough attention as a kid, and I... Hey!

BTW, your AIM comics are pretty good, man.

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