It was a little cheesy but fun to write and I would say to anyone reading this "Well, the songs are about a decade out of date, so why not do ones based on current artists, or at least ones that arent shit".

The Whitney Houston one ended up being somewhat Ironic a few years later.

After They Were Famous - Lionel Richie by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 12-07-05

The suspect is 5'8, black, with a short afro haircut. May be armed and dangerous. Hello! Is it me youre looking for? No.

After They Were Famous - Tina Turner by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 12-15-05

Control, this is O'Neill. Weve got most of the kids out of the building, but it still on fire. Im going back in to get the last of them out. All the Children say , we dont need another hero! Control, yep, im going in now. Get some squad cars down here, we got some crazy lady getting in the way.

After They Were Famous - Whitney Houston by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 12-15-05

Ive done all i can for her officer. Shes in a pretty bad way. That truck hit her doing at least fifty. Its not right, but its okay, im gonna make it anyway. Shes not dead folks. This is just her career.

After they Were Famous - Diana Ross by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 12-15-05

Cmon Doc, lets go. The whole lab is in meltdown, the mayors ordered an immediate evacuation of a 20 mile radius. This is the big one doc. Were in the middle of a Chain Reaction, you get a medal if youre lost in action! To hell with medals, the crazy lady can do what she wants. Come on Doc.

After they were Famous - Yazz by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 12-15-05

The problems pretty simple boss. Someone jammed all the doors shut on the lower levels. The people can only get out of the lift goes to the higher levels. The only way is up, Baby! For you and me from now on. You know boss, you might want to get security down here. Ive got a suspect.

 

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"