The ritual humping of the "Great Turtle Goddess" ushers in the mating season.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Is the great turtle goddess hiding under the red X ?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Fahk!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Jeez, if you were going to post something erotic, you should have just put "Adult Content" warnings up.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'm just like a geek, except without the knowledge of complex technical issues.

But I'll try this again anyway.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

- Terry found that sex with his girlfriend was less fulfilling when she was stoned.

- [D&D gag] Beholders are nasty. Being attacked by one, and hit with a polymorph and a petrification spell while in the middle of some refreshing outdoor sex, is considerably nastier.

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Go ahead and laugh, but when I'm done poundin' on this big-bitch-butt she's gonna look like fire place ashes!

He must be good, look at the smile on that rock.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Is it just me or does the big stone one look like it is yodelling?

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-"AAAAAHHHH!! IT'S STUCK!!! DAMN YOU MEDUSA!!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Stone turtle got back.

Faster! Faster!

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What others say about boorite!

"I appear to have been comically placed onto the back of a garden ornament for a cheap sexual gag!"

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Dad was flammable

Smile, you're on Candied Gamera!

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[Click to view comic: 'A strip I'm going to post whenever a joke makes me groan']

Andy is going to follow my posts around the forums posting that strip.

I can sense it.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

No, no, you're my stalker, boy.

why dont you guys get a room?

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Dad was flammable

Or get a horse, and live in the mountains.

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Erm , Kajun took that job from me a while back. Now im just a periodic nuisance that , when he can be arsed , posts something annoying on one of your threads.

Damn , youre just SOOOOOO out of touch Andy.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

- "Hey, baby - why are you being so cold?"

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