What do you want me to say, Mike? That I'll stay? That I love you? NO! I'm just a curiosity to you and your horny friends. But I'm no freak. I am proud. I am strong. I ...am...Cockasian!
Your bus is going to come and you're going to leave me, Stephen. Were we really so bad for each other?
BUS STOP
I'm getting on a bus naked, Michael. Naked with my last pair of hole-filled underwear tied to a stick. Yeah, I'd say we really were so bad for each other.