Funny story...I actually gave my dad a titty twister last night. Yes...I attempted a purple nurple on a 76 year-old man. Why? He was asking for it. That's all you need to know.
But anyway, some very good entries and I had a hard time deciding on a winner. First, I was going to give it to AccentuateNegative because he's never won and I'm a total ***. Then I was going to give it to Choadwarrior because I'm also Choadwarrior and, being a total ***, am childless and therefore love all my comics as if they were the fruit of my loin. Yeah, yeah, you all figured that out anyway. No big whoop.
Since that would be unfair, I crammed all the funny comics that weren't mine into my salad shooter and the one that blasted out a winner was Evil_D. I thought that made good use of backgrounds and the non-speaking character. You, dear reader, were the runner up. It was that close. By the way, it really is a Salad Shooter; I'm not coining a new term for my butt.
So, Evil_D, you Chatty Cathy you. It's all up to you now.