... A comic at least three days in the making (because I was not near a computer everytime I thought of it.)

God's playdate by Lord_Vodek 8-30-13

Damn it Johnny why couldn't you make it into the trench? Why did you have to stop and cover my retreat?! Sweet I rolled a 6! Alright your turn Alright I'm going to invade Iran from Iraq using the green army.

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

This Summer by Lord_Vodek 9-10-13

When two satan worshipers love each other very much they close their eyes and make a wish And then the woman stabs her lover in the chest as an offering to the dark lord If appeased Satan will arrive and begin to rape her violently And she must fight back no matter how much she enjoys it or else he will lose his erection, and this is how Satan impregnates you And that's what I did this summer

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Surreal Tech Support. by Lord_Vodek 10-14-13

So I started working Tech Support recently. I know you haven't shut up about it. Do you like it? Well of course I do but there are some surreal moments. Like what? Like when someone calls who's actually from India and calls me on my fake accent

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

For your veiwing pleasure!

Judgement Passed by Lord_Vodek 3-13-14

God hard at work judging evil souls I killed puppies for pleasure First layer of hell I murdered thousands of people because I felt like it. Sixth layer of hell I invented Mac And ye shall know punishment like no other. Steve Jobs I sentence you to 3 life times of tech support.

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-