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Obsessive Comic Disorder
"Photoshop? I don't need no stinking photoshop!"
She's going to star in a new sitcom called "Punky and the Twins".
On the first day of shooting her new sitcom, her tits were on time, but the rest of her was fifteen minutes late
You don't motor boat those babies... You motor cruise ship them!
Her waist is thin because nothing will grow in the shade!
Talk about blimp hangers!
"How big are my feet? Do I have feet?"
"My dress is Versace. My bra is Grainger."
Airbags are optional
I hide a .44 magnum under the left one, and the ammo for it under the right!
Fun bags? More like fun bean bags!
"I titty-slap my boyfriend the other night and they charged me with attempted murder!"
"Does this dress make my chest look fat?"
"What sloshing sound?"
Her cups size is O, as in O MY GOD!!!
I'll bet those babies don't feel like a bag of sand!
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?
"I wonder what RandomComicLayoutGuy will say about me next?"
---"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke
I would love to be her Breast Friend Forever!
"The irony is I'm lactose intolerant!"
They'll be coming around the corner when she comes...
"Phreaky ain't got nothing on me!"
"The name is Boobs. Big Boobs."
"I'm going in for my annual breast exam. I'll be back in a week."
Breast-feeding a baby is a two-person job for her!
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