And as long as hes alive, they'll still be relevant

2015 - Is this still funny? by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 2-05-15

I told you not to Yeh, Yeh , shut up about it We were in there for a reason Look, it looked edible, so I gave it a nibble Richard Gere died from internal bleeding to bring you this comic And for reference, his colon tasted delicious.

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Graduation by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 2-21-15

Holy Shit. I did it. I goddamn, fucking did it. Erm I am the first black man ever to graduate from Stripcreator University without making a joke about Watermelons or Fried Chicken. And .... And I just fucked the whole thing up there before collecting my Diploma, didnt I. You just went from "Kaufman" to "Boinky33" in a single panel.

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Racism on in the Internet by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 2-21-15

Hi, Im Neal from "When I Grow Up", and Im here to demonstrate to you "Racism on the Internet" In this Panel, Im going to use the word "Nigger" and its going to be acceptable because I am a black character. And in this panel, Im going to use the word "Nigger" and its going to be unacceptably racist, because your just realised the writer is white.

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Encyclopedic Knowledge by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 2-21-15

Ok. So the victim was found beheaded and with 53 volumes of the Encyclopedia Britannica forced down their throat. According to this note, there are 54 volumes of the Encyclopedia Britannica. There are two openings big enough for that kind of book. And we already checked one out thoroughly. So are you editing that note as we speak, or getting your camera phone out for when I tell Forensics what they're doing next? Just checking the battery is charged.

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Richard Fucking Gere by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 2-21-15

Compton to Base. Come in Base. Yes Base, the cat has been rescued. But you're gonna need a stronger vacuum to get the hamster out of his ass.

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Jael-bait by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 2-22-15

Listen. Jael. Many years ago, this comic strip would have involved a series of poorly written attempts by me to get you into that bed. However having grown older, and wiser, I now realise that I value you as a friend, a fellow forum user, and a respected comic creator. Waiting for a punchline? I want you to take me over there and do me like a roofied Cheerleader.

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Oh Canadaaaaaaaaa by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 3-01-09

Can I ask office why youre blocking the entrance to my house? Im afraid theres been a horrific discovery here sir, and we cant allow you in until the forensics team have finished their work. It was just a Bryan Adams CD Sometimes we have to protect people from themselves sir.

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Modern Voting System by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 3-08-15

Pay attention. When the light goes Red, you press the Red button. And when the light goes Green, you press the Green button. And that concludes your induction to voting in the House of Representatives. Any questions Congressman? Ook?

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Flint, Michigan by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 3-10-15

Our top story tonight. A train carrying 370 tonnes of nuclear waste has derailed in Flint, Michigan Officials count the death toll in the thousands Unfortunately, Michael Moore was not amongst the casualties. Bollocks.

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Sometimes the classic (user) is the best.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

This one's for KramervsKramer. I know how you like your political satire ....

Electioneering 2015 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-02-15

What they say ,.... This is a budget to get people back into work and make our economy great again. What they mean ...... Look Poor People. Look at the big Red Case with the shiny shiny. Do you want cheap alcohol? You're so easily bribed ......

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Stab Trek by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-02-15

Well the Tricorder readings confirm it, his death was caused by severe titanium poisoning affecting the liver and lungs. There are only two types of creature that can cause this. The Gastronian Snarg, and the Kryocerian Flagbuggle. Ill get these samples to sick bay for analysis/ Listen, Joe, I know your wife died, but this is probably not the best way for you to deal with it, you being a coroner and all.

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Dating Failures by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-16-15

Listen, was it the explosive flatulence? The dead hookers in the bathtub? The fact that I'm a Liberal? That's the one.

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World War T by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-18-15

Whilst the zombie's fight to get in ... Why do they want me? Im a robot, I have nothing edible on my person. And im ethereal. They'll walk right through me consistently without being able to touch me. *CLANG*CLANG*CLANG* Hang on. Is it possible that HE exists? That the myths are true? Those are fairytales, told by humans to scare their children. *WHIRRRRRRRR*CLICK* Oh Shit ....... ITS HIM! There's no mistaking that mechanical extendable phallus.

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