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Kevin_Keegans_Perm 
Bean There, Done That
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I wrote this years ago, I think for a Comic Contest, and dont recall giving it the exposure it probably deserved.
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He wants to go out and play with his friends
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| But he cant touch my playstation | |
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He goes to the mall but gets thrown out of stores
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| cause he leaves sticky trails on windows and doors | |
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In fact theres not a lot of things he can do
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| The boy with hands covered in Poo. | |
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| Hey Guys. Thanks for coming along today. Im Little Jimmy, the star of this hilarious 1965 sitcom gone wrong. | |
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| And i just know youre going to have great fun laughing at my adventures in the next few strips. | |
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| And the fact I have hands covered in poo. | |
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| Hey Officer Gabrinski. Hows Mall Duty going today. | |
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| Sorry Jimmy , you cant go in today. Theres a visit by republican party presidential candidate John Kerry. | |
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| And youre worried that ill go in there and shake his hand? | |
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| And create a photo opportunity for the Democrats of Kerry with his hands covered in shit. | |
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| That would really be some funny shit. | |
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| I can see what youre thinking. Back up before I mace you in the face. | |
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| Yo Carter, hows this little "Party" getting on in here. | |
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| Holy Shit, Jimmy. How did you get in. Gabrinski's going to have a fit. | |
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| Its no big deal. I just asked him if I got arrested would i be able to sit in the squad car for the ride to jail. | |
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| At which point he remembered last time when it stank like a dead hamster up a gimp's rectal pathway. Good tactics. | |
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| And I promised not to shake hands with his wife next time i visit her. | |
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| Yeh man, a handjob that leaves your johnson darker than Stevie Wonder just isnt right. | |
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| HI There. Im democratic nominee John Kerry. A vote for me is a vote for Freedom. | |
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| It certainly is sir. Id like to shake your hand just for telling me that. | |
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| Thanks Kid. I know i can count on the youth of america to do the right thing at the ballot box. | |
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| Thanks Mr Kerry. I hope this experience brings you one step closer to the whitehouse. | |
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| . . . . . . . Kid , my hands are covered in shit. | |
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| Well , youre going for the top job in US politics, I figured you needed to get a feel for it. | |
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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"
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