I saw this poster on the train into Dublin yesterday, where I was attending the St. Patrick's Day Parade.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B5FT4HpI1cNgSU1CQnBITkZCMU0/view?usp=sharing

If anyone Photoshops this so that the bottom line reads "Poppin' yo collaz" and has a picture of Kanye West in shamrock shades, you win €20*

Or Photoshop your own ads for next year's St. Patrick's Day.  That would be rad.

 

*The €20 was fished out of a toilet filled with green vomit**

** No 20 euro will be sent.

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Also, I seem to have forgotten how to embed images into Stripcreator posts.  Sorry.  You will receive an additional €10 as a reward for your click***

 

*** You will be punched in the junk and charged $20. 

 

 

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