RCL no. 6646 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-20-19

You want to fuck on THAT?? Have you never made love to a sistah before, Randolph? Obviously, not! All you have to do is strap your feet into the stirrups and lean back on the stain-absorbent rack. What is that long, probe-looking thingy that looks like a giant dildo used for??

RCL no. 6646 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-20-19

You want to fuck on THAT?? Have you never made love to a sistah before, Randolph? Obviously, not! All you have to do is strap your feet into the stirrups and lean back on the stain-absorbent rack. What is that long, probe-looking thingy that looks like a giant dildo used for??

RCL no. 6700 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-12-19

I just think that 6700 comics is a good round number to end on, Randolph... I'm KIDDING, Randolph... I'll never quit this website! Did you hear me? I'm not quitting! I...heard...you. Tie...too...tight. HELP........ME.

RCL no. 6762 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-26-19

NOW do you remember that weekend we spent in Pahrump, Nevada to celebrate your 18th birthday? Yes, Father McHandsy... It's all coming back to me! I can't believe you forgot that, Randolph. You promised that I'd be getting handjobs from prostitutes, but somehow I came home foggy with a hyper-sensitive sphincter!

RCL no. 6771 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-29-19

Once Randolph accidently set off the Security Crab, all he could do is stand completely still to avoid being pinched in the testicles... Help. SECURITY ALERT!! ...until the store's only employee returned from her lunch break to safely turn it off. Anyone? Anyone? SECURITY ALERT!! Unforunately for Randolph, the employee met a hot, bad-boy biker at the local TGI Friday's, and rode off with him to Baja for the rest of her life. Bueller? SECURITY ALERT!!

RCL no. 6866 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-10-19

Come back inside, Randolph... Hmmmpf! Don't you think you're over-reacting a tad? A TAD?? A TAD?? You fucked my blind, diabetic cat in the ass!! It's not like I killed it or something... HE BLED OUT THIS MORNING, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

RCL no. 6913 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-21-19

Don't give me that overreacting look, Randolph... I told you I'm a prison parolee when you rented me your spare room. You didn't tell me you were convicted of buttfucking lab monkeys in a children's cancer ward while high on Febreeze air freshener! What's your point, spazoid?

RCL no. 6957 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-02-19

I was too lazy to come up with dialogue for this random layout... But, do I really need to? I mean, a comic where Overreacting Randolph is listening to Donald Trump talk kinda writes itself, don't you think?

RCL no. 6958 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-02-19

Have you recovered yet from your talk with President Trump? No. Oh. Will you ever? Not sure.

Groovy! - Yes, this is a true thing by edoggydog 2-09-20

My wife's a foreigner, but she speaks very good English... However, she tends to put the emphasis on the wrong syllable, which sometimes scares people! Groovy! For example, when my wife says this: Did the contractor email you the construction costs on the new building? Yes...You have been for-WARD-ed. People think they hear: You have been forewarned!

RCL no. 7072 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-09-20

There's nobody here! This place is wide open! I can't believe my hard-earned taxes are being wasted on a bunch of books nobody's reading! I can't believe there's all these books, I haven't been reading them! Not that any of these young idiots can actually read! Oh, wait... I can't actually read!

RCL no. 7133 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-25-20

Hearing that bulging eyes are a tale-tell sign of COVID-19 infection... ...Roger and Randolph stared at each other, frozen in fear for twenty-three minutes. Until: I got these bulging eyes from putting expired Visine in my eyes! I got my by walking in on Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Moore sixty-nining!

RCL no. 7149 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-16-20

Meanwhile, back at Overreacting Randolph's house... Mr. Invisible just got diagnosed with COVID-19! I may or may not have come in direct contact with him. But, there's no way to know because he's invisible, so... ...THAT MEANS I'VE GOT THE COVID!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

RCL no. 7446 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-08-22

HEAR YE!! HEAR YE!! PHREAKY'S INSIDE HER HOUSE, WASHING THE MUD OFF HER BOWLING BALL-SIZED TITS AFTER FALLING ON SAID TITS WHILE FROLICKING NUDE IN THE PARK!!!! "UUUNNNNGGGH!!! NUUUNNNNNGH!!!!" REALLY, RANDOLPH??

RCL no. 7445 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-08-22

Holy shit... Phreaky's frolicking around nude in the park! Look at those bowling ball-sized tits bounce!! Better look away, Randolph before you- UUNNNNNGGGGGH!!! NUUUUNNNNGGGH!!!!

RCL no. 7437 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-06-22

Butch? Randolph? You're MistyBigTits77? You're DebbieDoubleDcups?? What do we do now? Alternating handjobs?

RCL no. 7421 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-30-22

Oh, my... Phreaky's sunning herself topless in her front yard again. Boy, the good Lord blessed her with a nice pair of tits and kept on blessing! Don't stare too long at them, Randolph or you're likely to- UNNNNNNNNGGGGH!!! NUUUUUNNNNGGGGH!!!

RCL no. 7380 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-07-22

Overreacting Randolph accidently stumbles into a nude beach for seniors... What...the... ...FUCK??? (Let's just say, this time he wasn't overreacting!) Are they supposed to dangle that low???

RCL no. 7812 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-14-23

My God... If, you're here at this crime scene and I can see you, it must mean I'm..? Dead. Oh, shit! Well, at least with you being an angel of the Lord, I'll be heading towards a good place, right? Wrong, Randolph! I think it's safe to say that in this case, I'm not overreacting!

RCL no. 7828 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-22-24

...blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. LOL!! And, that's why I'm late to class. (The look on Principal Randolph's face tells you all you need to know regarding the level of sexual debauchery of Candy's explanation for being tarde.) Anyhoo... Is this going on my permanent record, Principal Randolph?