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RCL no. 4964 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-09-15

George Bimbleman: Dream Killer!

Dad... Look at all these candies I got for Halloween!

They're probably full of razor blades, son!

No, I had them X-rayed, dad.

Then, you'll probably die from radiation, son!

I already looked into that and the X-ray is at such a low dose, it will have no effect at all, dad.

Welcome to to tooth loss and diabetes, son!

RCL no. 4281 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-09-14

I feel like such a LOSER!!

Son, there's no such thing as "losers"... Only winners and those who aren't winners.

That would make them losers.

Semantics, son... Semantics...

(That's not really his son. George needs to increase the prescription on his glasses.)

*BUUUURRRRP*

Ha, ha... Good appetite, son!

RCL no. 4355 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-23-14

Ah, the city morgue... The last way station for the soul before entering the great beyond!

This place is a great reminder that every breath is precious and every day above ground is a blessing from God!

WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP?? I'M TRYING TO ROT IN PEACE!!!

Ha, ha... Who said that?

RCL no. 4478 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-22-14

Can I be excused from going to Grandma's for Christmas?

Why? What else do you have planned?

Wasted Panties are in concert.

Ha, ha... This reminds me of the time when I asked my father to go see Itchy Jockstrap at the Palladium!

So, is that a yes?

Two words: "NO" and "FUCK"... But, not necessarily in that order.

4-27-16 8:21am (new)

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RCL no. 4541 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-26-15

So, you tried burping and farting at the same time, and you shat your pants?

Yes.

Ha, ha... That reminds of this big-titted Jewish girl I dated in college who came whenever I gave her a "pearl necklace"!

What.......is........the... ................relevance?

None... Just a fond memory I like to spank off to from time-to-time.

Toilet...............paper.

RCL no. 4543 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-26-15

Ah, nature...

*Pffffffft*

Ha, ha... Something smells like used acorns!

Sorry about that... I suffer from irritable bowel syndrome.

Speaking of IBS... Did I ever tell you about my big-titted Jewish girlfriend who loved "splooge splatter"?

At least twenty-three times since Thursday!

RCL no. 4624 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-16-15

Sucky-sucky for fibe dollah in tokens?

Ha, ha...

You're a little tart, Wong Wei!

RCL no. 4720 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-13-15

I swear, dad... If, my wife asks me to go shoe shopping with her one more time, I'm going to fucking LOSE IT!!

Ha, ha... You need to relax, son.

How, dad?

Just stand here and enjoy the scenery like me!

What possible "scenery" in a cemetery could be relaxing to you?

Your bitch of a mom's gravesite over there, son!

4-27-16 8:29am (new)

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RCL no. 4726 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-19-15

What's in the pipe?

WHAT'S IN THE PIPE?? *WAAAAAAAAAAAH*

Ha, ha... You're doing a take off on the ending to "Se7en"!

No, seriously... What's in the pipe?

Dried tobacco, doofus!

RCL no. 4782 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-30-15

â™« With a cluck-cluck here... â™«

â™« ...and cluck-cluck there. â™«

â™« Here a cluck-cluck, there a cluck-cluck, everywhere a cluck-cluck! â™«

Ha, ha... You're a cock!

RCL no. 5006 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-10-15

Look what the ADHD medicine did to me, Dad!

Ha, ha... You're a mess, son!

Shouldn't I go to the emergency hospital, dad?

Nahhhhh... Just walk it off, son!

How can I since my feet are now my ears?

Go do some pull ups then... How the fuck would I know?

RCL no. 5056 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-15-16

Nothing like a lazy Friday watching the world whiz by...

Eh, Death?

*BUUUUUUUURRRRP*

Ha, ha... Gesundheit!

4-27-16 8:36am (new)

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RCL no. 5059 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-18-16

And, I pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray...

...pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray...

...PRA-A-A-A-A-AY Hillary Clinton doesn't win in November!

Ha, ha... Forty-two "prays" and not a hope in hell!

RCL no. 5113 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-19-16

How was your first day at school, exchange-student Pierre?

TrÃ¨s horrible!

What happened?

Zee uhzer kids kicked mon ass 'cuz I am Francais.

Ha, ha... Of course, they did!

RCL no. 5123 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-25-16

Ah, so nice to spend a day in the "Magic Kingdom".

Hey George... Wanna to join me and Lemuel in a four-way with Jessica Alba?

Ha, ha... The mushrooms are kicking in!

RCL no. 5137 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-01-16

Wow!

That was one helluva MMA fight!

I haven't seen so much blood since my herd of cows went into heat, all at the same time!

Ha, ha... Bloody cows!

4-27-16 8:38am (new)

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RCL no. 5143 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-02-16

Ha, ha... looks like Ted's on another one of his sleep benders!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I can have sex with one of these corpses and he'd be none the wiser!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Even better, I could have sex with Ted and he'd be none the wiser... Sorer? Yes. Wiser? No.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

RCL no. 5155 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-09-16

Have you ever considered giving up tobacco...

...and giving the Air Pipe a try?

You must be Billy's dad.

I am.

Ha, ha... No wonder he's a retard!

RCL no. 5178 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-24-16

Ha, ha...

You want me to stick my pipe in your mouth, don't you?

And, we ain't talking the one filled with tobacco, are we, you little "pipe-smoker"?

RCL no. 5228 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-23-16

Can I help you?

Do you have any spare food, mister?

I have a ton of spare food... So much so I have to toss out hundreds of pounds in the dumpster out back on a daily basis!

Well, could you give me some of that spare food? I'm homeless, and extremely hungry!

Ha, ha... Of course, you are!

4-27-16 8:41am (new)

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RCL no. 4677 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-17-15

I hope you got a boy tree this year, mother...

Me, too... Remember how much blood we had to clean up from the girl tree last year? Talk about gross!

If, that is indeed a boy tree, then this year it will be even grosser!

How do you mean?

That "frosting" you see on boy trees is not really frosting, if you know what I mean.

4-30-16 12:44pm (new)

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RCL no. 5234 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-27-16

Ah, what a beautiful night!

The only thing missing is music.

Are you saying you want me to play my bagpipes, laddie?

I said music, dipshit!

5-04-16 8:06am (new)

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RCL no. 4867 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-25-15

Dad, why are the cops beating up that black man?

He obviously did something wrong, Lucy.

But, it looked like he was just standing there, doing nothing.

And, you point is?

Don't black lives matter?

Meh.

5-07-16 9:37am (new)

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RCL no. 4857 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-17-15

Can I ask you a question, George?

Apparently, you can, dipshit!

Why are you such an asshole?

Ahhhh... Dipshit can ask TWO questions!

How would you like me to shove that pipe up your ass?

Three questions? That must be a new record for you, dipshit!

5-07-16 9:41am (new)

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RCL no. 4647 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-31-15

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

What's wrong, son?

They kicked me out of the band because of my drug use.

Taking too many?

Not taking enough.

I remember when I got kicked out of the Masons due to my stance on gay aardvark porn.

5-10-16 12:56pm (new)

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RCL no. 5270 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-13-16

Ah, Christmas... A celebration of the birth of our Savior. A time for goodwill towards mankind. And womankind.

'Tis the season to share good tidings with family and friends. To reflect on the joy my wife and children bring me on a daily basis. Especially my wife. To love-

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GEORGE, WILL YOU TAKE DOWN THAT INFERNAL CHRISTMAS TREE?? IT'S ALMOST JUNE!!!"

FUCK YOU, BITCH!!

5-13-16 8:27am (new)

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RCL no. 5272 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-13-16

I TOLD YOU TO TAKE DOWN THIS CHRISTMAS TREE, GEORGE!

"UP YOURS!"

DID YOU SAY, "UP YOURS"?

"YES!!"

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK SEXY-TIME TO ME!

5-13-16 10:44am (new)

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RCL no. 5018 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-18-15

MORE thoughts from George Bimbleman...

Ah, the American cheeseburger...

Nothing says, "USA! USA!" like slapping a slice of cheese on a big slab of beef, smothering it with condiments, and then placing it in a sesame seed bun!

Just thinking about it is giving me heart murmurs!

5-25-16 4:32pm (new)

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RCL no. 4995 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-01-15

Wife kicked your ass again, Chen?

Goes without saying.

Maybe, if you were nicer to her, she'd stop working you over like a retarded MMA fighter!

Up yours.

5-25-16 6:23pm (new)

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RCL no. 5312 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-01-16

George Bimbleman: Asshole Comic!

...then I says, "Whores don't hit back!" Get it? HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

BOO! YOU SUCK!!

So does your mother, dickweed!

MY MOTHER'S DEAD!!

I know... She choked to death on my huge cock! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

ASSHOLE!!!

6-01-16 11:54am (new)

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RCL no. 4339 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-17-14

Mr. Bimbleman waxes patriotically...

Ah, America...

The land of the home and the free of the brave!

And, the all-you-can-eat buffet! *BUUUURRRRP*

6-09-16 5:58pm (new)

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RCL no. 4336 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-15-14

Mr. Bimbleman, whose wife recently died, tries his luck for companionship at a local singles bar...

Hey, foxy lady...

Don't take this the wrong way, but I got a crapload of Viagra at home and I was thinking maybe we could- hey, where you going?

(His rap needs a little work.)

Ha, ha.. Looks like foxy lady took it the right way!

6-09-16 6:03pm (new)

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RCL no. 4455 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-08-14

We now join "Planet Two-Opposing-Geeky-Convention-Attendees-Squaring-Off-In-The-Hotel-Arcade-Room WTF" already in progess...

Father Knows Best!

STAR TREK!!

Father Knows Best!

STAR TREK!!

Father Knows Best!

STAR TREK!!

6-16-16 3:02pm (new)

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RCL no. 4436 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-26-14

So this is D.C., Mr. Soggybottoms...

Where the great leaders of this nation carefully craft the laws designed to enhance our lives.

BU-U-U-U-U-U-ULL SHI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-IT!!!

Gesundheit!

Comes out loose!

6-16-16 3:07pm (new)

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RCL no. 4361 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-29-14

Hey, Death...

What you up to today?

Reapin' and weepin'!

Do you really cry when someone dies?

Fuck, no!

7-01-16 6:43pm (new)

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RCL no. 5032 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-30-15

Is this your cat, sir?

Depends.

On what?

Depends.

Can you please stop saying "depends" and answer the question?

Sorry... I'm just reminding myself to buy a box of adult diapers when I go to Target later.

7-08-16 10:30am (new)

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RCL no. 5025 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-23-15

Look at the Johnson kid... Riding around all day in a motorized wheelchair.

What a lazy bastard!

He suffers from Muscular Dystrophy, dad.

Typical! These lazy kids nowadays will do anything to keep from having to do yardwork!

7-08-16 10:34am (new)

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RCL no. 5018 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-18-15

MORE thoughts from George Bimbleman...

Ah, the American cheeseburger...

Nothing says, "USA! USA!" like slapping a slice of cheese on a big slab of beef, smothering it with condiments, and then placing it in a sesame seed bun!

Just thinking about it is giving me heart murmurs!

7-08-16 10:37am (new)

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RCL no. 5163 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-15-16

Good luck!

I can't believe he only gave me a donation of fifty cents...

This doesn't even cover 100 feet of my Uber fare home!

I wish I could have given you more, but I'm a little "short" on cash. Get it? HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

That was so funny, I forgot to laugh, much like the audience!

7-09-16 12:35pm (new)

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RCL no. 4354 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-23-14

"It's a littl hard to tell because they all look alike...

...but I'm almost positive the man I caught giving my son fatherly advice in the nude...

...is the second one from the right."

And, I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling parents!

7-12-16 4:08pm (new)

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