The Eternal Optimist
Daniel, I hate to have to do this but your time has come
Oh....so does that mean I don't have to go to work tomorrow? Mondays, am I right?
Yes, well keep in mind you will also never see your dog Buster again
That's fine with me. The little jackass bit me yesterday
Also, I have to mention that you are actually heading to Hell for eternity
Seriously? Let’s do this thing! I definitely wasn't looking forward to the harsh, cold winter that everyone is predicting
Wow, it's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited!