CC 714: The best-laid plans. by atomiclunch 4-08-19

4/1/2019 - 'Lunch checks the weather with Maria Larosa... - comic contests! OMG, I get SOOO turned on by guys that enter comic contests - I have a plan! 4/5/2019 - Rags' place Holy crap! Maria? Ragu? Bacon? ----------------------------- RCLG?! ----------------------------- How did this happen? Yeah guys, mmm, just like that! *GRUNT* *OINK!* __________________ Hey guys! Save some for me! Later, checking the DVR. - SOOO turned on by guys that enter comic contests. And don't win! I really like underdogs. Well, phoo!

Okay strippers! We've all had it happen, you make an airtight, 100% foolproof plan, you put it into action, then watch it go straight to ****.

So, whether it's saving the world, finagling a car, just gettin' laid or whatever else, let's see the wheels falling off of a great idea!

GO!

Beating rags4_bacon to the Punch by four_legged_tripod 4-08-19

"let's see the wheels falling off of a great idea." I've got this one in the bag! ALL of my ideas end up with the wheels falling off. I just need to submit a comic about my life and I'm a shoo-in to win Comic Comp 714! In the not too distant future... "and the winner is NOT JoeBlough becuase..." Huh. I'm surprised rags didn't see that one coming a mile away.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Groovy! - Tyler unclear on CC 714 by edoggydog 4-08-19

With Jamalia, I took her to a really fancy restaurant and let her order the most expens-ive meal. I knew this would impress her, so *BOOM* knocking boots back at my place! Groovy! Phreaky was a different story... All I had to do with her and compliment her on her tits, then buy her a month's supply of Diet Mountain Dew. I got TWO ****s out of that one! Groovier! So what do you think? Those are both great stories, but theme of this contest is best laid plans, not the other way around!

Groovy! - Q: What is the present tense of Jew Blew? by edoggydog 4-08-19

Circa 2007(?): What's this..? A website I can make my own comics? Sweet! Maybe, I'll become famous! What should I call myself? How about "rags4jews"? Nah, too racist. I'll go with ragu4u... August 2016: I can't believe I had Brad delete all my comics! STOOPID! But, I'll make a new start of it with a different name! How does "Makin_d_Jews_eat_bacon" sound? Nah, too racist! I'll shorten it... March 4, 2019: Why did I quit AGAIN?? Everyone on the website must think I'm psychotic! This time, however, I won't BLOW it... Say, that'll make a great new name!

Keeping Up Appearances by JoeBlough 4-09-19

St.Louis, Mo. 1954...... Mama, what do ya think I'll grow up to be? Well, lil ragu4u, the plan is for you to grow up and become a wonderful Priest! St.Louis, Mo. 1973...... Her name is Deb, Mom! We got married last Saturday! Married? You're a Priest! Did Vatican II go & change "Priest's celibacy" too? St.Louis, Mo. 2001...... Rags, now that your mom has died you certainly won't continue dressing up like a Priest on Sundays, will you? I guess not but ya gotta admit, I did look snappy in those vestments every Sunday!

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Social Climber by choadwarrior 4-09-19

............................................................................................................. RAPUNZEL! RAPAUNZEL! LET DOWN YOUR HAIR! Uhhhh I'd like to, but summer is coming up, so I just got it bobbed. ............................................................................................................. ............................................................................................................. DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A CVS RECIEPT?

RCL no. 6693 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-09-19

How did your meeting with your boss go, Rags? He promised me the promotion if I do the unthinkable. Kill his wife? Permanently delete all my comics! *Did Rags get the promotion? I don't know. Ask Joe Blough! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Wow, that's rough! Are you going to do it? Of course... I need that promotion*!

Business Class of 2019 by four_legged_tripod 4-10-19

After not being able to find jobs, the business class of 2019 took the job of being human paper dolls.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Great Pissing Matches in History Part 1 by four_legged_tripod 4-12-19

March 31, 1909 My tally whacker is the biggest! No, my tally whacker is bigger and I'll prove it! There! This should prove that my tally whacker is the biggest! Well, this sure is one big ship! Does your big tally whacker have any bright ideas to get us out of this situation?

Great Pissing Matches in History Part 2 by four_legged_tripod 4-12-19

1931 My tally whacker is the biggest! No, my tally whacker is bigger and I'll prove it! There! This should prove that my tally whacker is the biggest! Well, this sure is one big blimp! Does your big tally whacker have any bright ideas to get us out of this situation?

Great Pissing Matches in History Part 3 by four_legged_tripod 4-12-19

April 24, 1184 My tally whacker is the biggest! No, my tally whacker is bigger and I'll prove it! How do you propose that? Whoever is given the biggest gift obviously has the biggest tally whacker! Charge! Kill them all! I haven't had that many guys in my ass for a while now!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Groovy! - The fake dossier was only half-right by edoggydog 4-13-19

Circa 2015... Listen, Pee Finger... There's a bed in a hotel room in Russia where President Obama stayed. I want you to go to there and do your thing! Groovy! (24 hours later) Well, I'm here... Not really sure what "do your thing" means. Oh, right. Got it.

Groovy - That night when Dracula (almost) got Phreaky by edoggydog 4-13-19

Gonna get her... GONNA GET HER!! ♫

Groovy! - Hindsight is 2020 by edoggydog 4-15-19

What Trump promised in 2015: If, you vote for me, I will build a big, beautiful wall to keep out all the illegal drug runners and ******s! Groovy! What Trump envisioned: What's this for, Timmy? It keeps out the wetbacks, Lucy! What we still have in 2019: AMERICA!! ARIBA! ARIBA!

RCL no. 6720 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-20-19

Well, this didn't go as planned... I meant to only cross the road, but apparently I have circumvented the entire planet! This is what happens when you don't have a specific goal for crossing said road. You end up in a hot Saharan desert! Now, I'm just one big sweaty ****!

Groovy! - Earth to A.L. by edoggydog 4-22-19

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle's scrotum... I finally won a comic contest! Groovy! Now, the hard part... What should be the theme? How about best laid plans not working out? That'll work. Three months later... So, who won your comic contest? Ah, ****... I forgot to judge it!

Well, I suppose this has gone on long enough even though RCDoggydog says I still have 2 1/2 more months to sit on it.

It seems that attempting to cross the road and ending up with a big sweaty **** is the one that moved me. Because, you know, I HATE when that happens!

RCL no. 6720 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-20-19

Well, this didn't go as planned... I meant to only cross the road, but apparently I have circumvented the entire planet! This is what happens when you don't have a specific goal for crossing said road. You end up in a hot Saharan desert! Now, I'm just one big sweaty ****!

Take the reins, RC!

I won???  Well, this didn't go as planned.  F**K!

thanks, atomicragu!

i'll have a new CC up soon