1814

Death of the Marquis de Sade, in a lunatic asylum at Charenton. The good Marquis wrote, "There is a kind of pleasure which comes from sacrilege or the profanation of the objects offered us for worship."

1994

Heidi Fleiss, the "Hollywood Madam", convicted of three counts of felony pandering. She provided prostitutes to Hollywood celebrities; among these are reputed to be Jack Nicholson, David Hasselhoff, and John Ritter.

2001

Spankling's wife sets him free from his bonds and allows him access to his computer, after much begging and sniveling. I will never leave the toilet seat up again, I swear.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And by the way... MY GOD are there a lot of posts to read! Please feel free to bring whatever to my attention here if I don't respond to questions or slander elsewhere.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

There has been much suggesting around here as of late that I may be gay. Let me just say this about that:

HA!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Ow ow ow ow!!! Mustard on my dick!!!"

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Did you miss my Christmas Special Spankers?

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Dad was flammable

Where you admitted to eating dog? I didn't feel a reply was needed. ;-)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Where you admitted to eating dog? I didn't feel a reply was needed. ;-)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I dont recall saying you were gay.

I believe the "Jingle Bells - Eastaugh Style" clearly stated that DEXX was gay.

Oh well.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Oh dear... my wife will be unhappy...

Speaking of my wife, I am trying to get her to start making strips and posting to the forum.

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Oh dear... my wife will be unhappy...

Speaking of my wife, I am trying to get her to start making strips and posting to the forum.

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To make sure nobody is confused... this was just a send-up. I'm not gay, but I get a chuckle out of strips and quips at my expense in any fashion. Please feel free to continue. This was mostly an excuse to use all those eat-dick pictures I found one day.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Yeah... all those eat-dick pictures you found on that roll of potluck party footage you finally got around to developing, you notorious cock-monger. ;)

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"