I have to thank my friend Sky for this one. I have no idea how she found it.

Not even language barriers can ruin the fun of the pink death bear

And here the index of Pink Death Bears rampages.

http://www.alpha-net.ne.jp/users2/chack/g-list.html

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Personal Favourite.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

This pink death bear has diarreha. What should I do?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I've seen that before... it's from a japanese website. Basically, the guy has loads and loads of cute little pictures just like that one where people are inflicting horrible violence upon each other, upon animals, and animals inflicting great violence in return. There are also a few still frame shots of things like this thing that has the upper body of grandma and the lower body of a personal assault UFO. Crazy site.

CAPTION: Well officer, boorite just tossed his soiled trunks into the basket and that fabric softener bear jumped out and went ape-shit!

"For the last time, I AM NOT PINK! I am a manly yet subtle fuchsia!"

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

You wouldn't think that's so funny if you knew the truth. I still get the heebie-jeebies whenever I see that Snuggletime son of a bitch.

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What others say about boorite!

When I was a kid my mother tried Snuggle fabric softener and boy did I have an itching allergic reaction. Had to re-wash all my damn clothes.

I have never used Snuggle since. Plus, that bear is the antichrist.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Remember Teddy Ruxpin? Did you know that if you put the batteries in backwards, he'd tell you to kill your parents?

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What others say about boorite!

Teddy Ruxpin killed my father, I put the batteries in backwards and he told me to kill my parents, I'm such a lazy bastard that he got tired of waiting and did it himself.

Dad WAS flammable!

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Dad was flammable