The Finns have the bar none funniest curse phrase I've ever heard.

"Suksi vittuun - Ski into a cunt"

Don't mind if I do!

http://www.insults.net/html/swear/

Arabic and Serbian had close runners up but honestly, how do you beat skiing into a cunt?

"um" is Turkish for "cunt", ha ha ha, I have neighbours from Cyprus, no wonder they hate me.

"Hi, I was wondering if I could borrow your, um, sugar?"

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Dad was flammable

What on earth is "cuntsugar"???

No, wait, don't answer that - I don't think I want to know.

One of the more amusing offensive terms I have ever heard came from our own LadyJ: "cuntsplash".

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There's a joke in there somewhere about it only taking a spoonful to make someone go down ...

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There's a joke in there somewhere about it only taking a spoonful to make someone go down ...

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I think that is the joke.