got this on the front page, not a forum poster to my knowledge:

THE JOKE IS I WOULDN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND EITHER WAY by RPM 10-12-01

Today I am pretending to be homosexual. Notice anything different about me? Nope.

I liked this one too, despite the (intentional?) speeling erorrs:

SALLE GETS REVENGE!! by RPM 10-07-01

HELO WELCOME TO BARNS AND NOBALS HELLO I AM TRENDY ANNOYING PERSON PLEASE DIRECT ME TO CRAPPY BOOKS HELO HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY HELO I NEED HARY POTTAR BOOK FOR MY CHILD NAMED KAETILHIN! I HAVE KILLED THEM BOTH

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

RPM is God. I'm talking Old Testament God.

Vengeful and jealous.

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