Dishing the Crap by itsclark 12-25-01

Look, I can explain! I'm a repairman. She only let me in to uh, service the satellite dish. Uh-huh. Well the satellite dish is outside. I, um, came upstairs to use the bathroom and took a wrong turn. O.K... Then how do you explain the fact that you were MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER!? You saw that, eh? You bet I did! Now quit screwing around and get back to work on that dish.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Stale one-liner theatre by lara7 12-25-01

So, do you smoke after sex? I hate you.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Dare to Dream by itsclark 12-26-01

This is that dream... The one where I'm walking around in public in my underwear. (Snicker!) It is a subconscious manifestation of my fears of being humiliated. But by realizing that I'm only dreaming, I can take control! Walk away slowly... So that's when I realized that this is all a dream, you fat stupid jerk! And that squad car is a magic coach here to whisk you away to a land of make-believe. Hop in!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Wirthling on a date by Spankling 12-26-01

That's my ear.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The Many Moods Of Tobor by fuzzyman 12-26-01

TOBOR FEELS LIKE CORNHOLING SOME FLESHLINGS! TOBOR FEELS LIKE CORNHOLING SOME FLESHLINGS! TOBOR FEELS LIKE CORNHOLING SOME FLESHLINGS! TOBOR FEELS LIKE CORNHOLING SOME FLESHLINGS! TOBOR FEELS LIKE CORNHOLING SOME FLESHLINGS! You were expecting something else?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Nice Party by fuzzyman 12-26-01

Uh, yeah, great party! Ummm... I'll be... right back. Yeah, uhh... Whatever. Hey, excuse me, I have to go talk to Crabby... Dude, here's a clue for you. You're supposed to put just the lampshade on your head, not the entire lamp.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Spankling: The walking punchline. by Geniu$ 12-26-01

don't you ever get tired of being an inanimate bedroom item? not really, it's comforting to have a human lie on top of you, I can't say I've really wished for much more in life. I don't get the thanks I deserve, I bring light god-damn it! well, fuck you man, some of us are just born to get all the good jobs, just sit there and shut up ungratefull lamp! aww crap

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Come ahead then!

The cop and pimp: for the second out of many times I presume by Bazilla 12-28-01

You are now under arrest anything you do say will be... Wait a minute my brother, this is wack, see this fly girl was driving past so I had to speed up. ...and then this big ol' lampost came my way! swish

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Breathing by fpd 12-29-01

Hi, I'm Richard Simmons. Today, we're going to work on our breathing. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Suck it in now. Take a deep, long drag. Breathe ou ... hack hack ... out. Very good, people. You were fabulous!

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I'm black honest by Bazilla 12-30-01

You are under arrest by the... No wait, my homie, me brother, listen it was that other brothers fault! See my brother was racing me, dude it was wack! 'sup? swish

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Natural law by boorite 1-02-02

I don't know what the fuck you're supposed to be, but it can't be legal. Margle.

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Officer Shaky by boorite 1-02-02

Damn DTs. I'm seeing things, but I can't drink because I'm on duty. So I'm going to have to issue you a citation. Speeee-OINK!

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