What is your real name and where do you live (street address -- no P.O. boxes, dammit) and and what is your age and income bracket, and please provide your social security number (if applicable) and medical history. Also tell us your most embarrasing moment (preferably of a prurient nature) in excrutiating detail and maybe post a family tree in graphical format. And please list all your aliases. It'll be fun!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Ruprecht Cornholstien
69 Tobor Way
New North Fairhavenfieldford, Connecticut 06969

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Iyllia McGillicuddyO`Brzinskistein Smythe
A House By The Side Of The Road Where I Am A Friend To Man
Moose Nipple, OH 0U812

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

1.The handle by which people in the real world identify me.
2.PO Box 57312
3.Technology, although I really do prefer Bronze and Ice.
4.0$-0$
5.666
6.42 cases of genital warts, and constant hemmaroids.
7.I hemmaroided in front of some hot women.
8. [font=courier]My fucking Grandma----My sonofabitch Grandpa....
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..My whore of a Mom----My motherfucking Dad...........
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............My slut sister, my gay dipshit brother,...
.............and the queer fag known as TheElPaso.....[/font]
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

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I feel like an idiot for not catching it early on, this is due to me being a queer fag with genital warts, but still, somebody kick me.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

It's all your alias!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Rock "All your bass" on, man.