Just try to quit! by Bogart 12-31-01

*cough* DAMN! I thought I told you to get the fuck out of here! No way, sweet lungs. You know you want me, so give me a suck! No... Please! you know I'm weak... Please don't do this. Ain't nothin to do, bitch. Just wrap your fingers around it, pull it up to your lips and suck. He's right. Nothing to it. *cough* Ohhhh yeah.... She'll be back for more.

He gets around. by Bogart 12-31-01

Say bitch! No money for you just sucky! You know you wanna! Okay. Hey! Not so hard! You're hot-boxin' me! *cough* smooth. That hurt.

Thank you for accurately portraying the thought process that takes place every time I see a woman with a cigarette.

Mine is far simpler

"Hey , if youre stupid enough to be smoking something that ends your life , ill be damned if im letting you suck on something that produces life"

Women who smoke.

CAN
FUCK
RIGHT
OFF

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Would that we were all in the position to decide which women we were going to "let" suck it.

Any female who wants to give me oral pleasure is a winner in my book!

I smoke, so I guess it would be hypocritical of me to say that I didn't like women doing it, but hey, it's never stopped me before.

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Dad was flammable

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Mine is far simpler

"Hey , if youre stupid enough to be smoking something that ends your life , ill be damned if im letting you suck on something that produces life"

Women who smoke.

CAN
FUCK
RIGHT
OFF

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