The NEW Honeymooners by my_fawn_has_diarrhea 1-03-02

Whatever, bitch. What makes you think you can talk to me in that way? Spankling, go over there and kick his ass. Yes Mistress. I said KICK, you idiot, not KISS!

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I'm half spit, by body weight.

This looks like it has the shelflife of "The All new Adventures of Sinbad"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Leave it to Beaver 2002 by Jabizo 1-03-02

Scram, Beav. I just picked up this new magazine and I want to read it by myself for a while. Go downstairs and annoy Dad. Gee, Wally. Are you reading it for a homework assignment? Why do I have to leave? Yes. I am learning about the female anatomy. Now leave my alone before I whop you good. Golly, you seem to have a stick or somethin' poking out of your pants. Cue canned laughter. And I'll beat you with it if you don't get out of this room! Gosh. Golly, Gee Whiz. Why does your magazine has my name on it!

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

That made me laugh

Scary Man 3 by Happycakeman 1-03-02

Hello little boy would you like a lollypop that is in my trousers Well Gee Wizz mister! Sure i do, what flavour is it? I do not know Little boy, perhaps you would like to lick the end and see! Golly! A free suck of that red lolly pop for free! Cue standing ovation and fan-mail Thats it kid, suck it good Hey mister, why's cream coming out of it?

i messed up on the last strip, as it was meant to be a close-up

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Now shut up before i smear my happy cake in your face!

Everbody Hates Spankling by my_fawn_has_diarrhea 1-04-02

Would you like paper or plastic? Is the paper recycled? Here we prefer the more politically correct phrase: post-consumer material. Wait a second, saying post-consumer material is not any more PC than saying recycled. IT IS IF WE SAY IT IS, YOU CRYPTO FASCIST PILLOW BITING DEATH MONKEY!

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I'm half spit, by body weight.