Suspicious TV by Acmlm 1-05-02

Hmm, what is that TV doing here in the middle of nowhere? Someone must have stolen it ... Uh? Damn ... I think I'd better run away. You are the next victim of my disguise!

RPG battle, Holly vs Beetle by Acmlm 1-05-02

Holly -- LV 12 - HP 89 - MP 35A Beetle draws near! Kwerk! Holly -- LV 12 - HP 89 - MP 29Holly casts FIRE! 76 points of damage to Beetle! FIRE! Holly -- LV 12 - HP 89 - MP 29Holly defeated the Beetle, gained 12 EXP and 17 GP!

The drunk guy takes a walk by Acmlm 1-05-02

So ... what's up? Oh ... I got sum' good drinkin'! Ya know, lotsa beer! Ah ... eh. And now I must go back home *hic* where's my car *hips* damnit! er ... maybe I'd better walk. Yes, young boy, before I arrest you for drunk driving.

When drugs turn evil by Acmlm 1-05-02

Yes! Fire! Fire! That's what you get for lighting my butt! Damn! What happened? Where did the fire come from? uh ... Blame the stupid cowboy over there. Oh my ...! now I know why those "Evil Cigarettes" I bought cost nothing!

The second one got a little messed up because I didn't know HTML wasn't allowed (until right after I submitted it, hehe).

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