The following is my favorite comic I've ever done. I'm going to be buried with it. Any comments would be cool, though I'm really just doing this to check that I have the UBB commands down.

Here's the url:

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=4159

And here's the comic:

Here's One by ObiJo 2-11-01

As the battle begins, Ernie starts to think that maybe The Flag of Death wasn't one of his better ideas.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I thought that one was very funny, but your comic below is one of my all-time favorites, even though you wouldn't know reason if it bit you in the ass...

Battlefield Mirth by ObiJo 2-11-01

Minutes before the battle begins, every soldier is a model of quiet reflection. They all know that this may be their last moments on earth, and are overcome by the sobriety of the situation. And then there was Ed. B-I-N-G-O! B-I-N-G-O! B-I-N-G-O! And bingo was his name-o! All together now! B-I-N-G-O!...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I gotta agree with wirthling on this one. I like the one he posted. It has that lovely dopey humor that is so close to my heart.

Gabe

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Your comments before the comic just won you Comic Contest #2, Congratulations! Unfortunately, your comment after the comic caused you to be disqualified. So, fortunately for you, that balances out to exactly the same position you were in before your post. That's unfortunate for me, since I was looking forward to giving you a grade of D for democrat. (Even as I wrote that last sentence I was thinking of all the words that begin with R that could be used as a response. Damn.)

Seriously though, I'm happy when people I find funny dig my comics. For all the others, I just post comics with Jesus and sodomy and figure the scores will take care of themselves.

In case you're interested(which you probably aren't), one of my favorites of yours:

An excuse to use the new characters... by wirthling 1-31-01

Hi there! My name is Russ, and I'm one of the new Low Pass characters. People are going to have me say "Dude" a lot and make jokes about be being high 'cause I look like a stoner... What's your name? Dude! Am I just really baked or is that really some crazy ass squirrel dude wielding an axe, wearing a diaper, and wearing his sash backwards?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I love the title of Battlefield Mirth, but Here's One will probably always be my favorite. The sick twisted part of me just loves to see a little tradgedy mixed in with the comedy.

Oh and since wirthling made me at least a little UBB competent, here's one of my favorite's of yours Gabe. In fact it's my favorite of yours, since it's my second favorite comic on the whole site:

The Mystery Machine by gabe_billings 2-10-01

Zoiks! Like the zombie took off! But his footprints lead down into that abandoned mineshaft. What are we gonna do Fred? Let's split up. Shaggy, you and Scooby go check out the mine. Daphne, Velma and I are gonna go back to the van and look for clues. Oh Freddy, you magnificent bastard.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

You're dern right freddie was a magnificient bastard! Anyway, yeah, yeah, the battlefield mirth one was fricken hilarious. Just a thought, can we call the overplayed, uncerdone, generally messed up comics with a profanity spewing Jesus "Blasphotastic"? it's a new word i just made up. i don't know what it means, and heck, i don't really care, but it just seemed like a good word for the whole genre (or whatever the french call it)

I finally learned to read, can I encroach with my favorite comic of mine?

Worst Comic Strip Ever by Bottlerockett 1-14-01

I just got out of the shoot for Madonna's "Don't tell me" video and boy, is my groin tired! Oh yeah? Yeah. Wait... *drool*

You'd have to see the video maybe...

http://www.pgbco.com/cs

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Bikity,

I think blasphotastic is my new favorite word. I'm gonna use it for everything. How are you today, ObiJo? Blaspho-fucking-tastic. Sorry, added the fucking since I'm a cursing machine. A fucking cursing machine.

BottleRockett,

Ya, I've never seen the video so your comic went right over my head. Truth be known, I don't even have a TV. :( So, if you want me give a fair reading of your comic, buy me a TV. I'm not kidding. Hell, I'll take black and white at this point! I'll even take marionettes! Anything, withdraw is setting in!! But I digress.

-ObiJo

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Ah. Well, the video just has Madonna dancing with a bunch of cowboys that are thrusting ther pelvises in the air, but nevermind, I just like the kid's reaction.

Click my name!

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Ah. Well, the video just has Madonna dancing with a bunch of cowboys that are thrusting ther pelvises in the air, but nevermind, I just like the kid's reaction.

Click my name!

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Whoops.

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So, that means the TV idea's out, no? :-)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Hahah! I gots no money for myself, anymore... I live on ramen and Wendy's val-u-menu!

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