Ok, I'm new and thought I might as well use this forum how it's meant to be. I'm not quite up for the comic challenges yet, so I'm going to use this form of 'putting myself out there'.

And to make sure you don't have to waste time by going to my comics site, I'll post one of the funnier ones here (and yes, i know it's martyr, not marter. Just didn't know when I made the comic):

The untold reason by Mojaco 1-09-02

Ha! This should teach you, biatch! If I have to die a marter, so it'll be A marter? What the fuck? I have tried to bring peace and help to the jewish and all mankind. If I have to die for that, so it'll be Fuck that, you screwed my wife! Oh, that...

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Excuse when I'm wrong, worship me when I'm not.

Here are the ones that made me chuckle.

Knock Knock Trilogy - Part Two by Mojaco 1-09-02

Knock knock... Who's there? What the fuck? A talking mike! Talking mike? I don't get it...

I heard he's gone now by Mojaco 1-09-02

Hello user. This is the first time you use Word. Are you comfortable? If not, press HERE to learn how to masturbate Can I turn this off? Press a mouse button, any keyboard key or do nothing to erase all files...

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

You've got some good sheeit there. I particularly liked these ones:

Don't take 'candy' the pervert way by Mojaco 1-10-02

CHILD! LOOK AROUND AND ACCEPT THE FATE THAT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT. SATAN RULES YOUR GLOBE NOW CHAOS WILL SPREAD AND.... gosh, you look so cute with those big eyes. How would you like some candy? I did it again didn't I? You did

Message to the reader by Mojaco 1-09-02

Hey man Hey... Why did you walk up to the screen to say "hey"? It's a hetero thing, you wouldn't understand

Isn't Friendship Beautifull? by Mojaco 1-09-02

For 5 years we've searched, and still no fuckin' treasure. This hunt is OVER Hmm... Maybe we did find the true treasure. We've become friends like few people I know. A treasure worth more then anything else Maybe that was one of those thoughts you keep to yourself...

Religion, I turn to thee by Mojaco 1-09-02

Hey, check me out "I turn to Jesus" I knew this planet was a bad idea the second He said "I'm going to try it in a week"

(See, if you're good, then others will do your work for you!)

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

Hey, cool. Well, no need to post any more comics then, most of the better ones are already here.

Glad you like it

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Excuse when I'm wrong, worship me when I'm not.