Mike the Microphone - Hes a Cunt by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-11-02

*Somewhere , over the rainbow , skies are blue* Jeezus Bitch. Youve got no singing talent whatsoever. Its like listening to a strangled cat, *Where troubles melt like lemon drops , away above the chimney tops* Fuck me. Someone get this bitch a throat specialist. Sounds like shes been gargling with Joe Cockers semen. There must be an easier way to make a living. Fuck me. It talks too. What a mouth. Bet you could swallow me whole baby.

Mike the Microphone - Hes a Cunt Pt 2 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-11-02

*Nessun Dorma , Nessun Dormaaaa* Oh christ. Who let this fat fuck on the stage. Get a life you pasta gobbling cunt. Excuse me. Can i get someone to fix this microphone. Its clearly not working. Im not working? Christ , with a voice like yours , im amazed youre working. Try the F plan diet mate. How dare you. Im a serious performer. Youre a serious pain in the fucking arse mate. I bet you have 6 portions of everything. Sod off you fat fuck.

Mike the Microphone - Hes a Cunt Pt 3 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-11-02

*Stop. Collaborate and Listen. Ice is back i got a brand new invention* Who the fuck let you in here. Whats with that fucking 80's hairstyle? Get a job loser. *To the extreme i rock a mike like a vandal , light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle* HA HA HA. Mate , your career came to an end when Suge Knight hung you out of a window. Go back to selling motorbike parts you useless fuck. *sob* And Another thing. How come with all that money , you still couldnt score on the rap scene. I bet youve got a fucking shrivelled cock.

Mike the Microphone - Hes a Cunt Pt 4 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-11-02

Look , Mike. Weve had complaints. Were going to have to let you go. Youre not letting me go. I quit. I fuckin hate showbusiness anyway. Got another job lined up. Well , good luck in your next endeavour then. Your wages are in the post. Ill use them to send you a parcel of dog shite by FedEx , you useless cunt. Im working for the worlds biggest company from here on in. No more small fry And Mike does indeed work for a big company now. And ill have a Big Mac , Large Fries , and a Large Strawberry Shake for Tobor. Why dont you walk into the fucking store and order. Do i look like a fucking waiter to you.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

rofl rofl rofl

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-- snow!

I wish I thought of that, and I can't really go nicking the ideas now that you've broadcasted them, so can you at least promise to make more?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Good series KKP!

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Dad was flammable

Possibly.

I dunno. I sense crossovers coming up with Mike and some of Kramers creations. They somehow seem to interface nicely.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Possibly.

I dunno. I sense crossovers coming up with Mike and some of Kramers creations. They somehow seem to interface nicely.

I want to see Mike meet the Angry Wizard.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Possibly.

I dunno. I sense crossovers coming up with Mike and some of Kramers creations. They somehow seem to interface nicely.

I want to see Mike meet the Angry Wizard.

Its only fair , that since i nicked Javier for my Bobby Davro series , that Kramer takes Mike and writes "Javier And Mike".

Sounds like a sitcom.

What about it Kramer.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I was going to retire Javier after his current series, but I've had some ideas how to work the microphone in, so I might just do that.

I'm going to start a series called "Kajun and Javier fight the Decepticons",

it'll focus on Kajun and Javier trying to save Bobby Davro who's laundromat (Bobby's Wash and Wash Millenium Wash) has been over-run by Decepticons led by the evil Indy Pete!

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Dad was flammable

kevin thats a good series but kajun youre idaea sound's like it wold suck big time

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sex

I'm sorry fuck, I only wish I could find a lame storyline to stick to for months like you, something like raping people, it's so clever, maybe I could do 100 strips about Cancer, would that be clever?

ass!

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Dad was flammable

Javier & Mike by kramer_vs_kramer 1-13-02

Welcome to McDonald's Drive Through. How may I help you? Thank you sir have a nice day sir enjoy your meal sir. Why the fuck are we doing this? Surely with your magic powers, and my brains, we could achieve all sorts of things? You mean like take over the whole fucking world? Actually I was going to suggest knocking off the Ice Cream machine, but your idea is better.

YES!

It has Begun!

Good call Kramer

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"