I'm thinking I might rest him for a bit after this...

Javier's Electric Boogaloo by kramer_vs_kramer 1-08-02

Don't fuck with me, mate. I'm a fucking wizard. Really? Let's see something then. I'm so fucking magic I can set things on fire with my mind. Want to see? I'd rather you didn't. There's only space for two characters per panel, so it's obvious you're just going to set me on fire. Well, I'll be.

Javier Night Fever by kramer_vs_kramer 1-08-02

Fuck! I'm on fire! Fucking help me! If you're such an all-powerful wizard, why don't you put the fire out with magic mind powers? Ok, I'll give it a fucking go...

Javier in a non-funny strip that moves the plot on by kramer_vs_kramer 1-09-02

Fuck! It looks like this is the end for me. Fucking A, baby!

Javier gets his freak on by kramer_vs_kramer 1-09-02

Fantastic! I'm a fucking ghost! This means I can go anywhere I want and do whatever the fuck I want! So... C'mon, get them out... Mmm, I think I'll have a nice bath and... HOLY SHIT! A GHOST! Don't worry darling. I'm a friendly ghost. That's alright then I'll just... Hold on, no. Get the hell out of my house!

Javier's Stayin' Alive by kramer_vs_kramer 1-09-02

It's shit being a ghost. Every just fucking runs off when they see me. I haven't seen a single pair of fucking tits yet. I want to be alive again! But how the fuck will I do that? I can't do any magic like this, and anyway there's only one wizard on earth powerful enough to bring me back... Meanwhile... Oh my god, I can't believe I'm in Harry Potter's bedroom! Yeah yeah yeah, now get sucking , before the missus gets back.

[Click to view comic: 'In my new shed!']
[Click to view comic: 'Javier's Disco Inferno']
[Click to view comic: 'Javier's Boogie Wonderland']
[Click to view comic: 'Javier's Daddy Cool']

Quality.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Isn't that "minor"?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Another classic Javier series, although I'm not sure Attitudechicka will be happy with the ending.

great stuff, I really need to get back into the swing of comic making, I haven't done a decent series in ages.

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Dad was flammable

Javier's just bitter because she's way out of his league.

Good save!

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Dad was flammable

He has acted like that before:

Pure magic in the sack by kramer_vs_kramer 11-11-01

Magicking up my own sex slave is just not happening. Maybe I should try my skills out on some REAL women. Hey baby! I've got a twelve inch cock, and if that's not big enough for you, I can magic it up another yard! Um... no thanks, I think. Fucking lesbian! I'd turn you into a fucking dog if it didn't look like some other fucker got there first!

So it is in character.

Thats the funnyest goddamn series I've ever seen

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Batman created by Bob Kane

krammer thats funny!!

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sex