This was inspired by an actual conversation between an me and an ex-girlfriend of mine.

Post your strips showing the differences between the "pointers" and the "setters".

The Difference Between Men and Women by israphael 1-11-02

Hey hon, what are you doing? Shhh... I'm watching Oprah. Explain to me why Oprah is so popular. It's some kind of girl thing, isn't it? Oprah is in touch with her feelings. She says no problem can't be solved by opening up and communicating. YUCK! I feel dirty. Now I gotta go kill something.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

It's a coincidence this thread should appear. I was just chuckling over this gem of fuck's (written today!):

difrence betweeen men + women by fuck 1-11-02

on your nee's bitch cant we have som of four play for a chainge? we dont cudle enogh hahahaha!! four play, we donrt cudle enogh, hahahaha, your funy seriosly now, get on youre nee's be fore i smash youre fucking face in you fucking cooz you cant chainge a man

A pair of quality strips which appeal solely to the neanderthal in me.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Women And Men: A Spotter's Guide by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-11-02

This is a man. He has a penis and testicles. He has X and Y chromosomes. This is a woman. She has breasts and a womb. She has two X chromosomes. We're not quite sure what this is.

This one's not relevant, but still on the subject of gender:

Vive La Revolution! by Tom_O_Bedlam 12-27-01

A brief aside... Our language is missing something. . We have gender specific terms for adults: 'man' and 'woman'. Children are 'boys' or 'girls' But babies are just 'babies'. We must do something about this! (An elephant and a pair of cymbals falling off a cliff) Henceforth, babies in general will be 'bebes'. Male bebes will be 'hebes'; female ones shall be referred to as 'shebes'. And a women carrying twins of different sexes will have a case of the "hebe-shebe"s!

Strangely, the comic number of the second is an 'anagram' of that of the first.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

The Birds and the Bees by fpd 1-12-02

Hey bee, you're mine, understand? Get in the position! No way. I'm not having sex with you or anyone else. Damn you bee, we're supposed to be teaching the readers about the birds and the bees. Get somebody else, because this bee has taken a vow of celibacy. I'm the dominatrix, damn it! Do as I say! Listen kids! Men die after having sex. I've seen it happen to too many other drones, but it's not going to happen to me.

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FPD - Fucking Paul Daniels?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"