No one else will read them otherwise...

Going to bed late by Bluebexq 1-16-02

3am [singing] Is it morning yet? Is it morning yet? [/singing] [singing] Let me check... nup, still dark outside [/singing] 4am [singing] Is it morning yet? I think it might almost be morning now... please let it be morning [/singing] [singing] Ok, I'll check again for you. Still doesn't appear to be quite morning, but we are getting close [/singing] 5am [singing] Hey, its morning finally. Now I can go to sleep [/singing] Oh crap... My wife is going to kill me...

Morning grumbles by Bluebexq 1-16-02

Just before dawn... James... roll over you're snoring... mmm-hmmmm *snore...* No, I really mean it. Roll over, you're snoring Ok.... *snore* For crying out loud, just roll over you bastard! Wu...Hu..? What? What did I do wrong?

...both based on actual real-life events!

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