- "Yeah, it's open."

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Do you know where the nearest clothes shop is? I really need something to read.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

No matter how hard he tried , Papier Mache man couldnt persuade Marvel to make a comic about him.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

"Is that a rolled up newspaper, or are you just happy to see me?"

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"Hi. I'm the wretched refuse."
"Come on in!"

Weak, I know.

"Greetings, Earthling. Take me to your reader."

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"Hello! I am Recycled Man! Yes, imbued with the goodwill and public responsibility of recyclers everywhere, I am--please make me die!--fighting a neverending battle for..."

Ha ha! :D

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

-"Hey! That's the guy who's wanted for rustling!"

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

None may PASS!!!….. Except you with the Zippo.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That's the guy I saw humping the photo-copier!

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Dad was flammable

"If you'ld like some coffee while you read, just pull on the helmet-handle, and reach under the 'Fashion' section..."

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

ah! i am dieing!!

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What others say about boorite!

--The Artist Formerly Known as Print.

--They were all out of tar and feathers, so they went with Mucilage and Maxim.

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What others say about boorite!

ah! i am dieing!!

I knew I'd be able to get that reaction someday!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

My new magazine gives out freebies with every issue.

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!