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deucepm
Donut Purveyor

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Like You Wouldn't Watch It by deucepm
1-21-02
In a time long ago, when men were petty and cruel...
Hey, you! Hold it right there!
Don't get too close. I hear this guy messed up three of Caesar's legions!
Only one man dared to stand against the forces of evil.
So, my rebellious friend, we meet again. Caesar will look upon me with favor when I set you at his feet!
Know now the story of... JESUS! THE LEGENDARY JOURNEYS!
You just messed with the wrong messiah!

Episode 1: Can You Put Me Up For The Knight? by deucepm
1-21-02
Golly, Jesus, you sure made short work of those legionnaires!
It was nothing, young Peter. I just turned the other cheek and let their inertia do the rest.
So where are we heading now?
I'm not sure. We could go to Bethlehem for a bit, see how John the Baptist is doing...
...or we could find ourselves in a life-and-death struggle with Caesar's Blue Knight.
Have at thee, Jesus!

Episode 2: I Can See Your Whorehouse From Here by deucepm
1-21-02
All right, Jesus, I'll leave, but I'll be back! And next time you won't be so lucky!
Go in peace, my son.
Nice work, J.C. Where to now?
I'm a little tired. I understand that there's an inn a few miles up the road where we could get some sleep.
Isn't that the brothel where Mary Magdalene works?
Coincidence. Sheer coincidence.

Episode 3: Lead Us Into Temptation by deucepm
1-21-02
Greetings, my friends!
Well, if it isn't the son of God. How's it hanging, J.C.? Oh...sorry, poorly worded question.
I forgive you, Mary Magdalene. So are you, uh, busy tonight?
I'm afraid so. This is the night that a gang of legionnaires usually busts in, drinks all the beer and forces us to commit unspeakable acts.
What do you mean "usually?"
They went bowling last week.

Episode 4: Deliver Us From Assholes by deucepm
1-21-02
Special Guest Star: Bruce Campbell!
Turn back, legionnaire! Tell Caesar these women are no longer his!
Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do about, Mr. King of the Jews?
You give me no choice. By the power of Yahweh... I....HAVE... THEPOWERRRRRR!!!
Your parlor tricks don't scare me, Je--
It is done. Praise be to God.
Why...why do I feel so short?

[Click to view comic: 'Epilogue: The Agony of De Feet']

I thought of this idea a few years ago. Young Jesus and Young Peter roaming the countryside, righting wrongs in a wacky sort of way. And after a couple of years, we'd spin off into Magdalene: Warrior Harlot.

(By the way, if anybody is offended, two things. One, I am, in fact, a Christian. And two, the Jesus I believe in finds this site incredibly funny.)

1-21-02 7:29am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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*chuckle* Works for me. The strips themselves are pretty good, but the basic idea is pure comedy gold. :)

...oh, and as a somewhat non-standard Christian myself, I do not presume to know the Humour of God. I reckon he's into slapstick, though...

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1-21-02 9:39am (new)
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itsclark
Bar Room Superman

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I have a feeling you'd probably enjoy this guy's Jesus series, (starting with "It Begins"). They are in a similar vein, although yours are actually funnier.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

1-22-02 5:18pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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Chh chh chh!

And while we're recommending Jesus comics, have a gander at this chap's.

1-22-02 5:34pm (new)
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