deucepm
Donut Purveyor
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In a time long ago, when men were petty and cruel...
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| Hey, you! Hold it right there! | |
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| Don't get too close. I hear this guy messed up three of Caesar's legions! | |
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Only one man dared to stand against the forces of evil.
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| So, my rebellious friend, we meet again. Caesar will look upon me with favor when I set you at his feet! | |
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Know now the story of... JESUS! THE LEGENDARY JOURNEYS!
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| You just messed with the wrong messiah! | |
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| Golly, Jesus, you sure made short work of those legionnaires! | |
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| It was nothing, young Peter. I just turned the other cheek and let their inertia do the rest. | |
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| So where are we heading now? | |
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| I'm not sure. We could go to Bethlehem for a bit, see how John the Baptist is doing... | |
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| ...or we could find ourselves in a life-and-death struggle with Caesar's Blue Knight. | |
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| All right, Jesus, I'll leave, but I'll be back! And next time you won't be so lucky! | |
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| Nice work, J.C. Where to now? | |
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| I'm a little tired. I understand that there's an inn a few miles up the road where we could get some sleep. | |
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| Isn't that the brothel where Mary Magdalene works? | |
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| Coincidence. Sheer coincidence. | |
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| Well, if it isn't the son of God. How's it hanging, J.C.? Oh...sorry, poorly worded question. | |
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| I forgive you, Mary Magdalene. So are you, uh, busy tonight? | |
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| I'm afraid so. This is the night that a gang of legionnaires usually busts in, drinks all the beer and forces us to commit unspeakable acts. | |
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| What do you mean "usually?" | |
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| They went bowling last week. | |
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Special Guest Star: Bruce Campbell!
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| Turn back, legionnaire! Tell Caesar these women are no longer his! | |
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| Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do about, Mr. King of the Jews? | |
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| You give me no choice. By the power of Yahweh... I....HAVE... THEPOWERRRRRR!!! | |
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| Your parlor tricks don't scare me, Je-- | |
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| It is done. Praise be to God. | |
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| Why...why do I feel so short? | |
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[Click to view comic: 'Epilogue: The Agony of De Feet']
I thought of this idea a few years ago. Young Jesus and Young Peter roaming the countryside, righting wrongs in a wacky sort of way. And after a couple of years, we'd spin off into Magdalene: Warrior Harlot.
(By the way, if anybody is offended, two things. One, I am, in fact, a Christian. And two, the Jesus I believe in finds this site incredibly funny.)
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