Greetings and Salutations, my fellow creators. I have been creating some strips here for a while now, but just recently discovered what the forums are all about. I am here now to introduce myself to the world and get some feedback on my strips. I present these samples of my work, but please feel free to view them all, and let me know what you think. I would most appreciate it.

Another Slice of Pie by TheBlairZip 8-18-01

The Next Autumn Day... Pardon me, but you wouldn't happen to know where I could find my buddy JC, do you? Oh, I think he's hanging around here somewhere... *snicker*snicker* Tee heehee he hee... Nearby... Bastards...

Sacrilege Abounds! by TheBlairZip 8-18-01

The Day After That One Lovely Autumn Day... I have been forsaken. Me H Me

Hella-ween Par-Tay! by TheBlairZip 10-27-01

The party begins... Kicking Halloween party, eh Frank? It sure is, Bob. Although, I must say, I think I picked the wrong outfit. Does this make me look fat? ... Hmmm, let me see... How about my ass? Is it sticking out? ...and ends! Oooohhh, I love it when he looks at me that way... You might want to look away, folks.

Hella-ween Par-Tay #5 by TheBlairZip 10-27-01

That's the night... NEEEE HAAAAAWW! GOO GOO GOO!!! that the lights... Dude, great costume! went down ON Georgia! What costume? ....shit!

The Importance of Toilet Humor by TheBlairZip 10-27-01

Absurdity Do you find this party satisfactory? Yeah, but I think I ate too much before coming. Level ================ Affirmative. Do I detect gaseous emissions? Yup. I knew I shouldn't have loaded up on those burritos...oh, here comes another one... Pi ...aaahhhhhh.... Holy sweet Christ! Did I forget to use my feminine spray?

---
If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

funny stuff

---
Batman created by Bob Kane

Not bad at all.

Thanks for lurking a while, introducing yourself well, and doing so in the correct forum. Top marks. :)

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Slice of pie was funny... can I have another?

Too much narration, though.

Nee haw! Thanks for your response. Glad to know that I'm not the only one who finds them funny. Competition, here we come!

---
If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Just for you, Drexle:

American Sacrilege Pie by TheBlairZip 8-18-01

One Autumn Day... Excuse me, sir? Where are you going? I'm looking for my next customer. Have you seen anyone that might fit my needs as a potential client? Um...Nope. Good girl...

Ah, The Fresh Scent of Sacrilege by TheBlairZip 8-18-01

JC in Trouble! Well, old fiend...looks like your time is up. Heh heh hehhhh... ...help me... Saved! NOOOOOOOOO! Uh oh... Wow, thanks! Now, could you help me down... Not so fast, stick boy...

Sacrilege-It to Me, Baby! by TheBlairZip 8-18-01

Ha ha ha! Apocolypse is nigh, JC. Damn you, Satan! See the waste that I have laid upon your precious world? You'll never get away with this, Satan! *poooooot* HA HA HAAAaaa.... ....*SniffSniff* ....WOAH! Dude, weak!!! Thank you, delicious tacos.

The Pie Strikes Back! by TheBlairZip 1-24-02

I know that I have been used in sacrilegious ways in Zip's strips, but I'd just like to say that I don't actually oppose Christianity or any of its teachings. I just find this extremely funny. I hate Mondays.

---
If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Wait till you discover the Penguin character.

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I already have!!!

Hella-ween Par-Tay #4 by TheBlairZip 10-27-01

Just when you thought it was safe Dude, this party fucking rocks! Hell yeah, man! WOO! to start listening to Britney Spears HEY! Keep it down over here. Oh, sorry. again. Thanks, they were distracting me. NOW DROP 'EM! Yes, ma'am! *ziiiip*

---
If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!