This is currently the activity which consumes the time of everybody in my household. For those who don't know, my wife and I share our house with a friend of ours named Quentin. All of the following comics are based quite faithfully on real conversations and events, edited only to fit the three-panel two-character comic format. No doubt I will add to these in coming days...

Moving House, one by DexX 1-22-02

Hey, you can't throw that away! It's an ugly little ornament from my mother-in-law. It's going. But... but... it's cool! It's a little teapot in the shape of a house! It's stupid, useless, and unattractive, and it is going... Oh, come on! I love this ornament! It's my favourite ever teapot in the shape of a house! It's only fair to warn you - you are about to have a nostril in the shape of a teapot in the shape of a house.

Moving House, two by DexX 1-22-02

Hey, James - could you get rid of this ugly little teddy bear ornament while you're at it? Okay, Bec. Hey, this one's kind of cute - he's wearing a sunhat! Hey, you can't throw that out! My mum gave me that one! If memory serves, she also gave us that pair of small ornamental milk jugs with faces on them. Everyone makes mistakes.

Moving House, three by DexX 1-22-02

Come on, we have to keep this one. Look, he's a cute little ceramic teddy bear in a sun hat! Yeah, he is pretty cute. ...and he has little patches on his feet! Isn't that cute! ...and a cob of corn his his lap... uh... Is it just me or does he look like he has a penis in the shape of a cob of corn? Cool! He'll match the teapot in the shape of a house! Right, now you're in trouble...

Moving House, four by DexX 1-22-02

After fifteen minutes on hold... ...and to think, I used to like Vivaldi's "The Four Seasons"... *diddle de diddle de diddle da diddle de diddle de diddle da diddle de diddle de diddle da duddle du duddle du duddle du...* *sigh* *diddle de diddle de diddle da diddle de-* Thank you for waiting. Your call will be answered by the next available operator. *-dle de diddle de diddle de diddle* Like fuck it will. What kind of telephone company never answers the fucking phone? *diddle de diddle de diddle da diddle de diddle de diddle da diddle de diddle de diddle da duddle du duddle du duddle du...*

Moving House, five by DexX 1-22-02

After yesterday's debacle in the Northland branch of Optus, where they wouldn't give Quentin a new mobile phone because he didn't have enough ID for their requirements, we_set_off_this_morning... First_we_had_to_go_to_the Blind Citizens of Australia to get that photo ID thing. Traffic was shit and it turns out they don't have a passport photo camera, so we had to go find a chemist... We_waited_around_for_ages for the card, and when we got back to the car, I saw that one of the headlights had simply fallen out. I managed to get it vaguely wedged back in, and set off to the city... St_Kilda_Road_was_a_fucking nightmare, as always. When we finally reached the CBD, we found an Optus World and found a one hour park, or so I thought. Went to Optus... No luck! My wife is a saint... Here's your tea - chicken and vegetable stir fry with fat udon noodles. Your favourite, sweetie. Found_out_they_don't_do cable internet connections in-store - only over the phone. After Quentin got his phone, we got back to the car... it was a fucking loading zone. $100 ticket...

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You should move to Frankston........Actually.......no, dont do that.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Oh shit... you're not... are you?

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heres a comic I made last week, actually Frankstonsnot that bad.

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I haven't been impressed with your comics thus far, but that one cracked me up.

Move over, SC.com Glaswegians - the Melburnians have come to town! MUAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

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So, it's a fight yer wanting eh?

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Dad was flammable

Nice wide shot in the last panel of part 8. Very effective!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

It's actually closer to two weeks. *sob*

Tomorrow night will be my last time online until the 5th of February, unless I can hop on briefly from a friend's PC now and then during the intervening time. Then again, when I get back on it will be on optical cable broadband, which will be nice.

*sigh*

I'd better get a few more Moving House comics done before I go. I had a bizarre experience today while donating a pile of unwanted stuff to charity...

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i noticed alot of the glaswegians start with k and _both_ of the people froom melbourn start with d

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