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SuperGrassor
Stripcreator Newbie

SDALJFAHS!!! YOU ARE UNDER MY CONTROL YOU WILL LISTEN TO DLKJFSADL!!!!!!!

I ARE WIN!

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YOU ARE FALSE!

1-24-02 5:01pm (new)
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SuperGrassor
Stripcreator Newbie

YOU ARE LOSE SUPERGRASORR!!!
YOU WILL NEED NEW COMIXZ!

[Click to view comic: 'JESUS AND THOSE SILLY SQUIRELS']

THAT ARE CVOMIX!

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YOU ARE FALSE!

1-24-02 5:08pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Wow.

You make fuck look like Einstein.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

1-24-02 5:10pm (new)
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SuperGrassor
Stripcreator Newbie

Member Rated:

I LIKE FUCK!!!
I SAW 2 FUCK'S AND FUCK = GRAND!
YOU = NOT SMART
YOU = UN COOL
YOU = NEEDING BRAIN

DFJKASHF!!! DEARTH1

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YOU ARE FALSE!

1-24-02 5:36pm (new)
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SuperGrassor
Stripcreator Newbie

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http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=53895

tHIS ARE MY FUNNY!
I AM THE FUNNY ONE IN THE ROOM
YOU WILL ADMIT IT OR YOU WILL CONFORM TO THE DEATH OF JESUS!!!
CONFORM!

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YOU ARE FALSE!

1-24-02 5:58pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

Member Rated:

Alas, I have been bested. I dare not show my face around here ever again.

Farewell, all...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

1-24-02 6:01pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

Member Rated:

I actually liked this one...
[Click to view comic: 'WE will find you OSAMA BIN LADEN...AND YOUR HORSE TOO']
haha to the batmobile........funny

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Batman created by Bob Kane

1-24-02 6:17pm (new)
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Jehovah
Junior Comic Technician

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quote:
I AM THE FUNNY ONE IN THE ROOM
YOU WILL ADMIT IT OR YOU WILL CONFORM TO THE DEATH OF JESUS!!!
CONFORM!

What is this supposed to mean my son?

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Shima y Israel Jehovah Elohym Jehovah echad.

1-24-02 6:19pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

Member Rated:

Hey jehova to see what it means go to The FAQ.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

1-24-02 6:25pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

Member Rated:

THAT JOKE IS SO FUCKING LAME!!!

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Dad was flammable

1-24-02 6:48pm (new)
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Jehovah
Junior Comic Technician

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I am not impressed by the anatomy of the creatures I create. I sorrow for that man's soul, but its not the first time I've seen it. After all, I am omnipresent, omniscient, and so on. I am starting to doubt that anyone here has remembered this name of mine, and don't realize who I am.

People may think that I run along the lines of DrPedantic, Tobor, MrSelectiveQuote, and so on. However, some may recognize me as a source for all knowledge, spiritual and such among others. I won't be public domain though because it will lead to almighty abuses.

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Shima y Israel Jehovah Elohym Jehovah echad.

1-24-02 7:06pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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I would have thought the allmighty could use proper punctuation.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

1-24-02 7:13pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

Member Rated:

jehova...half the time when you talk i cant understand what the fuck your talking about.

and Kajun why do you hate me? you probably are jehova.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

1-24-02 7:13pm (new)
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Allah
Stripcreator Newbie

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Jehovah, blasphemer! You will bow down before me! I am the true god!

Beware my wrath!

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Minha senha é binladen.

1-24-02 7:19pm (new)
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cockmaster_zero
Stripcreator Newbie

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Jehova, brother, you have stolen my shtick, I was meant to be the religous freak here as you can see I alredy started a few days ago.
please leave this site or I will banesh thee.

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I have been chosen to protect the hevenly poultry.

1-24-02 7:26pm (new)
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Allah
Stripcreator Newbie

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I am the god that is god. Begone, foul one!

Você gosta de dar a minhas peças longas muita sucção molhada.

All adore me.

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Minha senha é binladen.

1-24-02 7:29pm (new)
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cockmaster_zero
Stripcreator Newbie

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El poder de Cristo lo obliga! Jehova no es lo que él dice él es, él es el diablo, yo lo lancé de los años de cielos hace, soy su dios ahora

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I have been chosen to protect the hevenly poultry.

1-24-02 7:35pm (new)
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Allah
Stripcreator Newbie

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Sua matriz é gorda e feia. É mais má do que o maw dougan andy.

All worship me.

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Minha senha é binladen.

1-24-02 7:39pm (new)
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Jehovah
Junior Comic Technician

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I am the God of your fathers. The entire Arab nation came from the loins of Ishmael. My chosen people, in fact, came from Isaac, son of Abraham. But you can read my book about that.

You are naught but a false prophet sent to deceive and damage the minds of the innocent and ignorant. People must hear the truth. In the spirit world, you are only a division of Satan's army, and one of many false gods. I am the one true God, and none shall stand before me, no not one.

In fact, borrowing from a website:

"It is well known to Muslims, Christians and Jews that Abraham was ordered to sacrifice his son and he was willing to do so but God gave him a sheep to sacrifice instead of his cherished progeny. So far, everybody agrees. However, Jews and Christians say that the sacrificed was Isaac -"Abraham's only son", whereas according to the Islamic tradition the sacrificed is Ishmael"

From my scripture
"AND THE LORD APPEARED UNTO ABRAM, AND SAID, UNTO THY SEED WILL I GIVE THIS LAND-Gen 12:6,7. NOW SARAI ABRAM'S WIFE BARE HIM NO CHILDREN: AND SHE HAD AN HANDMAID, AN EGYPTIAN, WHOSE NAME WAS HAGAR. AND SARAI SAID UNTO ABRAM, BEHOLD NOW, THE LORD HATH RESTRAINED ME FROM BEARING: I PRAY THEE, GO IN UNTO MY MAID; IT MAY BE THAT I MAY OBTAIN CHILDREN BY HER-Gen 16:1,2. AND HE WENT IN UNTO HAGAR, AND SHE CONCEIVED: AND WHEN SHE SAW THAT SHE HAD CONCEIVED, HER MISTRESS (Sarai) WAS DESPISED IN HER (Hagar’s) EYES-Gen 16:4. But from that day, there was friction between the handmaid, Hagar, and Sarai, Abram's wife. AND SARAI SAID UNTO ABRAM, MY WRONG BE UPON THEE: I HAVE GIVEN MY MAID INTO THY BOSOM; AND WHEN SHE SAW THAT SHE HAD CONCEIVED, I WAS DESPISED IN HER EYES-Gen 16:5. THEN SARAI MISTREATED HAGAR-Gen 16:6 NIV. AND THE ANGEL OF THE LORD SAID UNTO HER (Hagar), I WILL MULTIPLY THY SEED EXCEEDINGLY...THOU ART WITH CHILD, AND SHALT BEAR A SON, AND SHALT CALL HIS NAME ISHMAEL...AND HE WILL BE A WILD MAN-Gen 16:10-12. HE WILL BE A WILD DONKEY OF A MAN; HIS HAND WILL BE AGAINST EVERYONE AND EVERYONE’S HAND AGAINST HIM, AND HE WILL LIVE IN HOSTILITY TOWARD ALL HIS BROTHERS-Gen 16:12 NIV.
AND HAGAR BARE ABRAM A SON: AND ABRAM CALLED HIS SON'S NAME, WHICH HAGAR BARE, ISHMAEL. AND ABRAM WAS FOURSCORE AND SIX YEARS OLD (86 years old), WHEN HAGAR BARE ISHMAEL TO ABRAM-Gen 16:15,16. Ishmael became the father of many of the Arabs. Because Ishmael was the firstborn of Abram, the Arabs claim that the land promised to Abraham (the land of Israel) belongs to them. Nothing can change this.
AND WHEN ABRAM WAS NINETY YEARS OLD AND NINE (99), THE LORD APPEARED TO ABRAM, AND SAID UNTO HIM, I AM THE ALMIGHTY GOD; WALK BEFORE ME, AND BE THOU PERFECT-Gen 17:1. NEITHER SHALL THY NAME ANY MORE BE CALLED ABRAM, BUT THY NAME SHALL BE ABRAHAM; FOR A FATHER OF MANY NATIONS HAVE I MADE THEE-Gen 17:5. AS FOR SARAI THY WIFE, THOU SHALT NOT CALL HER NAME SARAI, BUT SARAH SHALL HER NAME BE. AND I WILL BLESS HER, AND GIVE THEE A SON ALSO OF HER...AND SHE SHALL BE A MOTHER OF NATIONS; KINGS OF PEOPLE SHALL BE OF HER. THEN ABRAHAM FELL UPON HIS FACE, AND LAUGHED, AND SAID IN HIS HEART, SHALL A CHILD BE BORN UNTO HIM THAT IS AN HUNDRED YEARS OLD? AND SHALL SARAH, THAT IS NINETY YEARS OLD, BEAR? AND GOD SAID, SARAH THY WIFE SHALL BEAR THEE A SON INDEED; AND THOU SHALT CALL HIS NAME ISAAC: AND I WILL ESTABLISH MY COVENANT WITH HIM FOR AN EVERLASTING COVENANT, AND WITH HIS SEED AFTER HIM. AND AS FOR ISHMAEL, I HAVE HEARD THEE: BEHOLD, I HAVE BLESSED HIM, AND WILL MAKE HIM FRUITFUL, AND WILL MULTIPLY HIM EXCEEDINGLY; TWELVE PRINCES SHALL HE BEGAT, AND I WILL MAKE HIM A GREAT NATION. BUT MY COVENANT WILL I ESTABLISH WITH ISAAC-Gen 17:15-17,19-21.
FOR SARAH CONCEIVED, AND BARE ABRAHAM A SON IN HIS OLD AGE...AND ABRAHAM CALLED THE NAME OF HIS SON THAT WAS BORN UNTO HIM, WHOM SARAH BARE TO HIM, ISAAC. AND SARAH SAW THE SON OF HAGAR THE EGYPTIAN, WHICH SHE HAD BORN UNTO ABRAHAM, MOCKING. WHEREFORE SHE (Sarah) SAID UNTO ABRAHAM, CAST OUT THIS BONDWOMAN AND HER SON: FOR THE SON OF THIS BONDWOMAN SHALL NOT BE HEIR WITH MY SON, EVEN WITH ISAAC-Gen 21:2,3,9,10. AND GOD SAID UNTO ABRAHAM...HEARKEN UNTO HER VOICE (Sarah's); FOR IN ISAAC SHALL THY SEED BE CALLED-Gen 21:12. ABRAHAM...SENT HER (Hagar) OFF WITH THE BOY-Gen 21:14 NIV."

Abraham gave her some food and water. Thus, an unsolvable problem came into being. The Arabs claim, because Ishmael was the firstborn of Abram, the Promised Land is theirs. The Jews believe that the Promised Land is theirs, as my covenant was not with Ishmael but with Isaac.

To borrow a saying, YOU ARE FALSE.

Oh, and cockmaster_zero-

Su es pronunciar es la blasfemia completa. Golpearé le y lo lanzó fuera. Usted será como hollejo sobre el viento.

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Shima y Israel Jehovah Elohym Jehovah echad.

1-24-02 7:41pm (new)
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cockmaster_zero
Stripcreator Newbie

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I can speak english much better than that of the spanish. I apologise.

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I have been chosen to protect the hevenly poultry.

1-24-02 7:44pm (new)
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cockmaster_zero
Stripcreator Newbie

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and cockmaster means i am the master of many cocks, i run a farm with many chickens, it is where the lord placed me to do my work.

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I have been chosen to protect the hevenly poultry.

1-24-02 7:45pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Looks like it's time to put up some trollpaper again...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

1-24-02 7:47pm (new)
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eldiablo
Stripcreator Newbie

Member Rated:

EL DIABLO WILL DEVOIR YOU ALL MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BOW DOWN SONS OF FUCKING BITCHES OR I WILL CHOP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEADS RIGHT OFF YOUR UNWORTHY BODYS!

1-24-02 7:53pm (new)
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Jehovah
Junior Comic Technician

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*smites eldiablo*

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Shima y Israel Jehovah Elohym Jehovah echad.

1-24-02 7:55pm (new)
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cockmaster_zero
Stripcreator Newbie

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Su él, su el diablo, sea ido, sea ido, SEA IDO!

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I have been chosen to protect the hevenly poultry.

1-24-02 7:56pm (new)
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