Boys will be Boys by my_fawn_has_diarrhea 1-24-02

[BELCH] Excuse Me. That's quite all right. [FART] Pardon Me. Dude, that was disgusting! Get the hell outta here! [FELCH] Felch??

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I'm half spit, by body weight.

I'm telling you people, get out of my bushes! How is it you portray me so well?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Can I join in on the fun?

Public Service Announcement #2 by israphael 1-26-02

Genital warts are becoming the most common sexually transmitted disease. I'm a statistic. Over 4 million American are infected. I'm a statistic. It is caused by a virus that- CUT!! I'm sadistic.

They have been running these genital wart PSA on late night in heavy rotation. After seeing it for the hundredth time in one night, it sort of takes the bloom off the advert.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Maybe You Should Consider Getting Him Neutered by israphael 1-26-02

Look at this yard, crap everywhere. Jessica, I need to talk to you. Yes Dan, what can I do for you. We had it with him running wild, crapping and pissing all over the place, chewing up things, scaring the neighborhood kids, and humping everybody's leg. Sorry about that, he must have gotten loose again. Whatever, just keep Spankling on a leash and in your yard.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."