I'm starting a new series (A bit like "leave it to Tobor" in that I'll make them from time to time in no scripted full line if you know what I mean) with the well known goats stars, I've started with a bad pun to please Kaufman, and it's a bit oldie style so if NM is still here he might like it.

An audience with Gnip and Diablo by Bazilla 1-26-02

Have you heard, Boy George is now doing stand-up. Really? Yeah He's become a, come a, come a, come a, come a comiedian.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Gnip and Diablo 2 by Bazilla 1-26-02

And then this cowboy said to me "Them rotor turbines......." hey where you going? Oh, I'm going to Russia. So....Moscow

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

You had me at "Audience".

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Gnip and Diablo 3 by Bazilla 1-26-02

I played golf with a mathematican the other day. Yeah? Was he good? Hell no. he made a terrible shot. What happened then? He shouted "Square root of sixteen!"

Sorry

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I'm sorry, but I couldn't resist.

Gnip & D: Hardly Clerkin' by TheBlairZip 1-26-02

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods? No, I didn't. Oh, for fuck's sake...

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Fuxake Zip, you could've told me that one and I could of used it, though I would probably do "What did the cannibal do after he dumped her girlfriend? wipe his arse" ah well.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Gnip and Diablo 3 by Bazilla 1-26-02

I'm fed up of George Lucas, if I hear about him one more time he's geography! Don't you mean history? Don't change the subject!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Gnip and Diablo 5 by Bazilla 1-26-02

Baaaaa! Quwak! BAAA! QUWAK! Baaaaaaa! Wait! You're not a sheep.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

D'OH! That would have worked, too.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Gnip and Diablo 6 by Bazilla 1-27-02

Hello Diablo! Diablo? Oh yes, me *wink wink* So how was your day? Mine? Well I finished Quake 2...... I mean I went round a field and had some corn. See, you can't even tell we subsituted Diablo because he came ill. That's nice.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Gnip and Diablo 7 by Bazilla 1-27-02

So after I said that, the other cowboy said "What the fuck are......" RAAAAAAAR DIABLO WILL CORNHOLE YOU! Don't exaggerate! RAAAAAAAAR! You're still rough aren't you. Yeah, I mean RAAAAAAAR CORNHOLE TIME!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I don't know what everyone else is talking about, your comics are fucken funny, but then agin I think my cmics are funny.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You don't have to be nice to me just because I mentioned Assbot, main reason I mentioned him was to try and make him known.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Actuallly I didn't know you mentioned assbot untill after I saw these comics and realised they were funny.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Will you two get a room already?!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Gnip & D: The Closer I Get... by TheBlairZip 1-31-02

Hey, D. Do you know what the centerpiece of the Bulimia convention was? A cake jumping out of a girl. I hate you soooo fucking much.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Gnip & D: The Final Countdown by TheBlairZip 2-01-02

Hey D, How did young Hitler tie his little shoesies? I don't care. Shut up! In little nazis. Fuck you!

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Gnip and Diablo: Kids books by Bazilla 2-03-02

The following children's books have been rejected by Puffin: "Grandpa gets a casket", "The magic world inside an Abandoned Refrigerator" "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia", "Strangers have the Best Candy" "Whining, Crying, and Kicking to get Your way.", "You were an Accident" "Places where Mommy and Daddy hide neat things", "Daddy drinks because you Cry." "Fun four Letter Words to know and Share" and finally "Dad's new wife Robert."

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Don't be rippin' off the list!
Which list, you sheepishly ask?
You know what I'm talking about!
Step up, son.

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A Chicken and a Goat Celebrate a Monkee's 60th Birthday by kaufman 2-13-02

Hey, toothie, what do you call a religiously intolerant monkey? I don't know. What do you call a religiously intolerant monkey? Peter Torquemada. Ha, Ha. Did that come as a surprise to you? Well, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

NOBODY EXPECTS....the....span...aww, fuck it.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!