Thought i'd start a 'Guest Director' spot.

eg:

Guest Director: David Lynch by ^TooL^ 1-27-02

Guest Director: David Lynch Shoes like and with more potatoes if 3. is.....that.....the.....baby? meanwhile where i'm from, the birds sing a beautiful song done been has it with purity

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What the hell?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

You've obviously never seen a David Lynch film...
Try this one on for size.

Guest Director: Quentin Tarantino by ^TooL^ 1-27-02

Guest Director: Quentin Tarantino Now you've fucking done it And now i'll kill you, right here in this gas station hmm... i think i might go grab a pepsi from that gas station you want me to what? You heard me, get me some smokes from the gas station. and get rid of that fucking gun...

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ok, so the Tarrantino thing was ok, in that I got the joke you were making, since it's an old joke and not really very original.

But the David Lynch one? come on, that was just a pile of shit, have YOU ever seen a David Lynch film? are you even old enough to rent one?

ass.

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Dad was flammable

Woah.
Well, a big FUCK YOU to Kajun.

I have seen all of Twin Peaks (including Fire Walk with Me film), Blue Velvet, Lost Highway, Eraserhead...

So you can go fuck yourself to be quite honest.
In fact, no, more than that. You are a fucking god damn cunt, and i hope your testicles rot and fall off.

^TooL^

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Tool, did you eat your prozak this morning? :)

argh... sorry about that everyone.
Yes, i did over-react.
But i just woke up, stumbled downstairs and saw some wanker posting shit like that...
I mean, if he didn't find my strip funny, he could have just ignored it, and not replied in that stupid way.

^TooL^

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Okay, what about this one.

Guest Director: Brian De Palma by ^TooL^ 1-27-02

Guest Director: Brian De Palma (in the 80's) i have an overwhelming desire to take my clothes off. Yes, let's have a shower. SCENE DELETED (due to there being no breasts in the stripcreator images) And now, the famous de palma split-screen Ahh, i wonder who stabbed that guy.... Wait! It's my old friend mike!

huh? huh?

Ahh... there's no pleasing you people.

^TooL^

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I would slate you Tool and call you names, but you seem to have spared me the effort. Where you born "Tool" or did your parents just decide to call you that after dumping you under a bridge?

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Dad was flammable

Back to your 'that david lynch one was shit' thing. It was a silly parody. Making fun of the fact that often david lynch shows bizzare and cryptic messages in his films. And yes, since it was a 'parody'(look it up) i blew it way out of proportion.
Do you write letters to the writers of 'The Simpsons' often telling them they are shit? Simpsons actually did 2 twin peaks parodies, one of which was making fun of how bizzare it was.... which... also makes them 'shit' i suppose...

i don't think i'll even waste my time with you Kajun. I've been warned that you're a grumpy arsehole.

Ahh, i'll die happy if i never meet another elitist twat like you.

^TooL^

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I like TOOL. He is funny.
I'd like to request the obvious KEN RUSSELL, PETER JACKSON and BAZ LUHRMAN strips please.
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(The DAVID LYNCH strip though truly could have been
better. You can't stretch something beyond
recognition then expect everyone to be able to
see the connection. This is not a swipe at DexX's
Maw's twat).

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

It was shit, that's what I said, I don't need to look that up, I know what shit means.

The writers of the Simpsons don't post videos through my letter box saying "WATCH MY DAMN CARTOONS!", just because The Simpsons contained a Twin Peaks parody that was funny, doesn't mean that yours will instantly be as good.

I'd rather you didn't.
No, I'm a grumpy bastard, get it right gay-blade.

You'll die slowly if you ever meet another elitist twat like me.

no comment

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Dad was flammable

Hamlet: A Jerry Bruckheimer Production by wirthling 1-28-02

To be, or not to be. That is the -- what the hell?! AARRGGHH!!! NOT TO BE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Yeah, I know Bruckheimer isn't a director, but the movies he produces do have a certain consistent style to them...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Hmm... Ken Russell would probably need nude pictures, like De Palma... Peter Jackson would just be 3 panels of New Zealand accent piss-taking (not that that's not hilarious) and Baz... well... Baz is just Baz...

^TooL^

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I think you captured it perfectly. ;]

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

Guest Director: Ed Wood by wirthling 1-28-02

Mruuuuhhh! Ulp! What's that?! Grraaahhh! Oh dear! I best run for my life! It's a horrifing, albeit very slow, killer zombie! What other low-budget horrors will I find on this planet?! RAARRR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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Guest Director: Ed Wood ...

RAARRR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!

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Guest Director: Ed Wood ...

RAARRR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!

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You misspelled TOR :-)

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