my girl freind suzie and me had sex on saterday!! yes thats rite peepel, i am no more virgin!! i am in sted the king of sex!!
im so exited, but its a story best told by a comic so hears a comic to tell the story

how it all hapenned by fuck 1-29-02

hears fred (thats me, i look a bit like brad)who is visitting his girl freind suzie helo fred!! ive got a vidio from the shop[, why dont we go wach it  ok  this is a rommantic film fred, why dont we sit a bit closser toogether ohboy oh boy i thnik this is it!! latter on the way home yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but ill tell you som thing, its a bit over ratted.

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sex

i think you're hilarious, fuck
jeff-k too, to me, is hilarious
i also enjoy drinking from random bottles quickly before i can read their labels

oh, and stabbing my eyes with shards of glass... that's great too...

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

Great news - your first sexual encounter does NOT make you the "king of sex".
I'm sure, too, that Suzie appreciates having her name splashed all over the internet as someone who had sex with you.
Yes, this was a story best told by a comic.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

What Might Have Been by kaufman 1-30-02

Here's the deal, son. You'll go down to earth born of a virgin. Fine, but if it's all right with you, I'd like to select the virgin. o/` zippidee doodah, zippidee eh. myohmyy what a rappdellyicious day! *Sigh* I guess I'll go with that Mary woman.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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my girl freind suzie and me had sex on saterday!! yes thats rite peepel, i am no more virgin!! i am in sted the king of sex!!

but ill tell you som thing, its a bit over ratted.

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Great news - your first sexual encounter does NOT make you the "king of sex".
I'm sure, too, that Suzie appreciates having her name splashed all over the internet as someone who had sex with you.
Yes, this was a story best told by a comic.

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