Five of 'em, right off the bat.

Don't expect it to continue like this, of course.

You sir, are a funny funny man. Course I'm kinda fucked up so perhaps my opinion isn't worth the webspace it's loaded onto.

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!

Sir, I like your taste. And not just as far as it applies to me!

If it weren't for my horse, indeed.

I like this one.

Poor Franz Kafka... by Aziraphale 1-30-02

Why, if it isn't Franz Kafka! ... How are you Franz? I'M A GIANT COCKROACH!!! HOW DO YOU THINK I AM!?! I think you're cranky, that's what I think.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Thank you.

Actually, maybe I will keep up this pace of five or so a day... I mean, they're so easy!

Heh, I know what you mean :)... and all this time I've been writing humor essays (wtf was I thinking).... if you could hear my loud bellowing guffaws you would hear my appericiation of your work...

Drac

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"Hit me" "18" "Hit me" "19" "Hit me" "20" "Hit me" "21" "Hit me"

Ahem... Sorry. Ran out of funny for a few hours there...

But look! New things! Things with staring contests, implied necrophilia, mirrors and robots! Really, they're at least mildly amusing...

Guaranteed, or double your funny back!

Good comics man!

unless you're not a man, in which case.....you go girl!

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Dad was flammable

No, no...

I'm a guy, rest assured.

C'mon, you all can't be serious, notice the similarity between the names of Israphael and Aziraphale

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Yes, we all noticed the similarity, but fail to see the point in making a song and dance about it.

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Dad was flammable

I like songs!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I like It!

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Batman created by Bob Kane