Ok, mooks. I've solved all of our money problems. All it's gonna take is a little hard work. This is nothing pansy assed like some pyramid scheme. This is the real thing.

We're going to buy a gold mine.

There's gold in them thar hills!

It's only $16 million, but there's $200 million worth of gold reserves on the land! So after I take my finder's fee, that'll be something like $300 for everyone that helps me mine it!

Pickaxes for everyone!

If this doesn't work, we're going to have to fall back on my plan of kidnapping Jerry Yang and then either hold him for ransom, or sell him on Ebay. I haven't decided which yet.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.