This is the product of sleep deprivation...

Mr. Post-Modern Meets Mr. Oblivious #1 by wirthling 2-11-02

Hello, Mr. Oblivious. It is a monumental honor to meet you. [/sarcasm] What was that, Mr. Post-Modern? What was what? That "[/sarcasm]" thing. Is that Russian or something? No, it's meant to convey a nonverbal intonation to this comic's readers. It's a hip way of injecting added meaning into plain text. Comic? Readers? Plain text? Methinks Mr. Post-Modern's airbag did not fully deploy.

Mr. Post-Modern Meets Mr. Oblivious #2 by wirthling 2-11-02

I'm sorry, Mr. Post-Modern, but I need you to go over this "2-dimensional representation" thing again, please. I wouldn't expect such a rudimentarily drawn and conceived character as you to understand, but I can prove it to you. Really? Yeah. Just stay there for a moment, and I'll demonstrate our limited dimensionality. Wirthling, fire up the splitter background, please. Hey! Where'd you go?! And where did this wall come from?! And who is wirthling? Hello? Ah, peace at last.

Mr. Post-Modern Meets Mr. Oblivious #3 by wirthling 2-11-02

I still don't get it, Mr. Post-Modern. Look, it's fairly simple. A computer user is utilizing a nifty web application to generate 3-panel comics. He selects characters and backgrounds and adds dialogue. Are you still speaking English? *sigh* Wirthling, can you help explain this to our friend here? Wirthling? What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy making a comic here? Oh my god! Who was that? Sorry to interrupt, sir. Can you either explain to Mr. Oblivious our special reality or just replace him with Asiangirl1 or something?

By the way, I discovered that you can't enclose anything in when making comics, even if it isn't a real HTML tag.

Me try go sleepy now bye.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I never understood why Mr. Oblivious didn't catch on.

Mr. Oblivious needed some work so I threw him a bone. I'm hoping Mr. Post-Modern will catch on, too.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Those comics were....different...good different, not great, but good, good as in a I wish I thought of that good. They are not hysterically funny, but it makes you think whether these people really are controlled by us, sorry, I'm 14 and when younger always checked me toys since watching Toy Story, pretend I didn't say those last 4 lines

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Ha ha, good comics Wirthman!

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Dad was flammable

Even half asleep, your shit is funnier than mine. Prick!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"