Waylon Jennings is dead at 64. We can thank him, along with Willie Nelson, Jerry Jeff Walker, Johnny Cash, and their associates, for bucking the Nashville system and bringing something genuine back to American pop music.

Strangely, I had a dream a few weeks ago that the radio was announcing "Willie Nelson dead at 63." It was so realistic that I made a note of it. I had absolutely no idea whatsoever of Willie's age, but he is indeed 63.

It could be that my little prophecy missed the target, but only by thaaaaaaaat much: It's Waylon at 64.

I don't believe in ESP, btw.

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I've been considering getting a new tagline and was hoping you'd dream me up something new, but "Willie Nelson dead at 63" just doesn't work for me.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Best I've done lately is: "During testing, the added measure of dropping the vehicle from a height failed to ensure operator safety."

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How about 'I am a tool'?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I don't believe in ESPN.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I have actually seen ESPN with my own eyes.

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Don't believe everything you see on TV.

'Tis a sad thing.
In my house hangs a photo of Waylong and his wife, and below, a picture of my parents. It was originally a memorial in honor of the event of my parents meeting the country couple. I think it stands for much more now.
Goodbye Waylon, my parents will miss you, and so will I.

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"Archangel, Dark Angel, lend me thy light, through death's veil 'till we have Heaven in sight..."

Who's Brood?

Edge is Brood, Christian is Brood, and Gangrel is Brood.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Yeah, and I'm Eric Draven.