Chances are, you live in a town. They come in all forms - big, small, urban, rural, clean, dirty, Montreal, etc. Love it or hate it, you know you want to make fun of it. I know some of these can only be truly appreciated if you've been here, but I'm sure you get the idea. Welcome to the City of Atlanta...

When in Atlanta... by TheBlairZip 1-24-02

...Stay away from Ponce De Leon Avenue. Where do I even begin? Sucky suc......I mean....umm, gotta go.

When in Atlanta..., Part 2 by TheBlairZip 1-26-02

...don't visit the World of Coca-Cola! I heard you get to sample different kinds of Coke from around the world. I hear that the CEO greets you personally! Well, whoopty shit! Oh, come on! At least you get to see how Coke is made. Unfortunately, once inside... Oh fuck... Hello, I'm the CEO! If you'll just step into this chamber, we'll begin the "tour"....(heeheehee)

When in Atlanta..., Part 3 by TheBlairZip 1-26-02

...never count on the cops! Officer! My car just got stolen! Yeah, that must suck. ...... 20 miutes later... ASSHOLE!

When in Atlanta..., Part 4 by TheBlairZip 1-26-02

...avoid Buckhead like the plague! So this is Buckhead? Yes, this is the hangout for the young, beautiful, quasi-rich, and semi-successful yuppies like ourselves. I hear that there's lots of swanky clubs to party at around here. There sure are. Of course, the geeks from Georgia Tech like to stop by, every now and then... *hic* Bill Gates will be my bitch!...*hic* DO ME!!!

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

fuck that was funny

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Batman created by Bob Kane

If you say so.

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

Heh, Buckhead is funny... I've never actually seen a place where there are literally blocks upon blocks of nothing but bars until I went to Buckhead.

I'm surprised you didn't mention Little 5 Points, though. Or was that implied in the Ponce comic?

And on a totally unrelated note, this is my 1500 posts. Wow.

Naw, Ponce is it's own place...full of transvestite Nazi eskimo hookers, and what have you. Little 5 has started to become a joke of itself. All of the Buckhead crowd are slowly making there way into the Little 5 area to prove that they can still be 'hip' and 'trendy' like the kids who hang out there, who are actually the children of very, very rich parents and are pretending to be bums because they are against everything the Buckhead yuppies stand for. And then, there are the regular middle-class folks like me, who can only sit there and make fun of everyone else. It's so much of a circus, that it is it's own comic strip.

And thanks for spending your 1500th with us. Come on back again, ya hear?

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Not too long ago, in Atlanta by kaufman 2-15-02

What do you think, Ted? Actually, Jane, I think you're taking this "tomahawk chop" thing a bit too far.

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